(PH)uCK THe (PH)eDS

i'M a LoSeR BaBy 6/20/11

2011-06-20T09:06:00.000-07:00

Si cabrón! Welcome back! Some how I'm still alive and kicking (NoNpoint fame). Checking my stats from my email said I still got peeps visiting the site here. Probably just to view the pornographic images I've placed on here. But if you're new here (4chan fame) I thank you for taking some time to view that caffeinated dreams I've placed here. Anyway thought I'd send something out and that much to my dismay I think the caffeine dreams may be dead

iF i CouLD Go BaCK iN TiMe aND Do iT aGaiN, i'D MaKe iT a THReeSoMe. 2/8/08

2008-02-08T17:39:00.000-08:00

And then she smacked the living shit out of me!

How long has it taken people to realize that when a taboo becomes so common that people will treat it as another aspect of life? Soon market intervention will destroy the moral fiber of our being.

I can't wait!

How lazy do you have to be to go to a meal assembly (two too many) place? Honestly I can cook relatively well (more than Ramen and Macaroni) and even this hasn't crossed my mind until now. I (unfortunately) tempted to try it. Maybe some shrimp scampi or alfredo pasta or chili?

This election year it seems that many motherfucking people are going to be voting. It wasn't until we got Clinton out of office that the decreasing voter trend swung the other way. Now it seems that we will have an anti-~~bush~~ sentiment coming. Hopefully people will not be retarded and actually think about the candidates? Probably not.

The problem with living in an Aryan red state is that

We especially hate the mixes below:

Blacks. Quote Niggerz Endquote
Women.
Democrats.
Mexicans Quote Beaners/Spics/Wetbacks <-and not the way Carlos Mencia says it. Endquote

Russians
British
Cubans... Oh especially Cubans
Definite Iraqis and al-queda (intentional)
And finally those goddamn Canadians!

I've given up on trying to find a candidate that I truly like, I'm going to go for Hillary because there was peace during Bill's time in office (Wasn't there?) so why not Hillary's and maybe she'll get us some good goddamn health coverage. Why is everyone stressed out about Big Brother?
We are too lazy as Americans to actually stand up and protest against our own government. Each one of us has the right to stand up and say

"You are government, I am the people, YOU FEAR ME!"

Anyway thats all gone. Here's a list of the candidates (_Jesusfucking-fuck!)

My Personal Hope

Hillary Clinton

Barack Obama

Rudy Giuliani

John McCain

Mike Huckabee

John Edwards

Mitt Romney

Ron Paul

i THiNK You HaVe To HaVe SeX WiTH THeM To Be a GRouPie. 1/11/08

2008-01-11T14:26:00.000-08:00

This is the inaugural post of the new fucking year. 2007 came (like me so many times) and went so fast I could barely tell what the fuck was happening to me throughout it. I had sex everyday of the year, that's because life fucked me. It was more stupendous than an anal reaming by Lexington Steele. Not like you fagets don't get off on it.

Religion
In an interview in 2004, Steele stated that he is a religious man (Baptist), continuing

"My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail to get an erection. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis, until i had a revelation in which Jesus told me to make porno. So I feel blessed."

I don't know why I'm fascinated by that, anyway. Anyway (...again) prepare for another (semi) full year of posting. Full of all the naked bitches you could ever want (If I can get a computer somewhere else besides the library).

CaNCeL CoMPaSSioN. 12/01/07.

2007-12-01T16:39:00.000-08:00

It's been for(fucking)ever hasn't it? Listening to musicals on my comp and just remembered that I have a blog! Holy forced morality challenged retards Batman! So I thought about it and maybe once or twice I thought about returning since August 15 ^th, but never had good access to the Intersnet. Now her parents have some satellite internet which right now is acting up cuz of the snow. And everyone bitches about it being slow now. I keep telling them that satellite is fickle like a dead bug on the dish, acts of _god, their dad could fuck up any of the good reception they receive (he can fuck up anything faster than a six year old on crack).

SOOOO many things haven't happened since we last had this little discussion slash heart-to-heart slash bonding moment. I still don't understand why everyone is so fucking uptight about. Like facial hair and piercings, or the fact that I have a dick (Merry Maids). Or that cuz I have a dick that you know _god(fucking)forbid that I don't think about fucking another woman. I don't honestly try, and it's been forever ever since I masturbated, doesn't that make you happy. I missed the two year birthday of PTP on September 4^th. I tried writing a novel for NaNoWriMo.org, it's kinda of like Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. Hey just write a 50k novel in 30 days, that simple. Yeah got to about 13000 and I just quit, much like the blog right now, and that got me so much shit. Like just because the story is loosely based on my life.

My mom was married to this fuckhead of a man. They barely have known each other for a year, and hey let's get married on my birthday (moms not mine). I tell him on the honeymoon that you know why everyone on my fathers side is opposed. And it's not even because they don't like him, it's too soon. I tell him and the next day Mom calls and says "It probably won't work now thanks to me. You happy?" *CLiCK*. You should've seen me come unglued, that bitch wouldn't answer her phone, but I really love text messages, so she got some. And I called her later and she fucking finally answered, so she got me all angry because she always blames me for most of her problems. Yeah I was warned about marrying my ex so I told her that. She really didn't give a fuck that I was at her wedding, I was the only one in the family that was there. So fuck her.

eVeRyTHiNG'S So BLuRRy, aND eVeRyoNe'S So FaKe. 8/29/07

2007-08-29T14:43:00.000-07:00

And you could be my someone

PCD iS LiKe HiV oR aiDS. 8/14/07.

2007-08-14T23:50:00.000-07:00

I have been (so far) wasting all my time (when I should be blogging) working. I have some stuff that is in the infant stages of a script. I am referring to my script about zombie stand-up. So far I have the beginning of it and I am trying to find new material for it. And I have realized that I best get my ideas when I burn all my energy on it for about a day and a half, then I wait for awhile (like three days) and then come back to it. Anyway a (semi- and morbidly) funny thing happened last Wednesday. There was a shooting at an apartment complex and I thought it was hilarious because we had been trying to get into it for the past year. So I says "Maybe we'll finally get a place to stay!" and the whole (Erin and I) group lauffed ([sic]) about it. But when I told this as a joke in all honesty there were people who got offended by it. I was like "WTF!! Fuck you if you can't take a joke muthafucker!! (Middle finger already in the air!)"

Anyhoo. I had seen this before but hadn't really given it much thought until I had finally run out of things to write about (not that that hasn't happened before). How depressing is it to an old person when their retirement community is directly across the street from a cemetary. It's like, 'Look both ways before you cross, or you'll end up across the street.' 'Well the sidewalk is on the other side.' I mean it's like natural selection, the dumb ones are taken and the smart ones never think to try.

THiS iS THe WReCKoNiNG. 7/26/07

2007-07-25T23:50:00.000-07:00

A NoNPoint song from 'To The Pain', a good song too. About all the popular people and how they all get fucked in the end. Why does it always happen? And why to some of the people that least deserve it?

If _god has a plan then why does he let the little kittens drown? _god is just a placebo, to make people suffer injustices when in all actuality they could change.

'How am I going to pay rent when my boss just fired me!?'

'Don't worry _god has a plan.'

What the fuck ever!! _god's just a fucking drug that you tell yourself that it will get better when it probably won't. The Communists' are right when they say there is no _god and kill every religious fag in the nation. Excellent plan. I just imagine getting that call from a parent saying my kid is telling theirs 'That there is no _god.'

'What are you pissed because my kid got to it before you did? Get the fuck over it!'

C'mon now tell me what's wrong with me? I could ask you the exact same question. Fucked up as it is, I hate me (but I think everyone does?) and it is just total shit. Especially after I flushed all my weed down the toilet in an argument (that didn't solve anything either), all my problems seem to stem from that.

TaNSTaaFL. 7/21/07.

2007-07-21T23:56:00.000-07:00

When the course of history is changed is when we finally see the end game. A prophecy fulfilled in a euphoric orgasm. A world created from the ash of another. A cycle not once completed but a million times. Over and over again the beginning to the end, a daily dance to the death of someone. Not forgiving on how much to you can lose in one day, but your lifetime.

Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill or possessed.

DRaiN THe oCeaNS! WHo NeeDS THeM aNyWay? 6/14/07.

2007-07-13T20:42:00.001-07:00

So (Fuck it's been forever again!) I went to the HELLYEAH! concert on the 11^th in Spoketown. And I can't believe fucking INVITRO remembered me. Of course I had them sign a five and the singers like 'What the fuck is this?! Invitro money!' (but in a good way). I also found a pick from Tom Maxwell (of Nothingface fame!!) but I feel bad because it belonged to this little kid, which I got stuck to, so I got fucking nothing from the bands (except side awe (like they're pointing at the person next to you)). But it was cool, cuz the kid was like 8. I'm pissed at Erin because she got his pick too (and he fucking handed it to her and I have to scrounge from a kid). Anyway the father of the kids (he had two) fucking bolted past all the bouncers to grab Vinnie Paul's last drumstick as he threw it.
And then I got a shirt! (That's it.).

WTF JuST HaPPeNeD!?

2007-06-28T00:09:00.001-07:00

"Get your hands off my fag!" wheezes long-time smoker Freddy Summers. "I've been smoking for fifty years and it's never done me any harm. Helps me concentrate, it does! The government should back off on trying to tell me what I can put into my own body. Telling a smoker he can't light up in a restaurant is discrimination, pure and simple. If you want to put a stop to unfairness, stop that."

CaFFieNe DReaMZ. 6/27/07

2007-06-27T00:45:00.000-07:00

In the dead of night
Blind flyers are we
That we don't give a shit
As to where we are heading
A chaos pool in deep blood
And amid amniotic fluid coming
Away from our first source of life.
Like flannel shirts in a garbage bag,
The constant flow of water reminds me
Of where I must go and I wonder
If I have ever breathed?

How much of this is falsehood?
How much have I been hurt?
All & None
or
None & All

I hope it's neither.

WHeRe iS THe CHoPPy FiSH? 6/16/07

2007-06-16T01:55:00.000-07:00

Sheaun tha' Bega' is my big orange pussy (cat). He's actually just extra fluffy giving him that morbidly obese appearance. I often wondered if he was actually a she, but while staying at my aunts house, he (we assume) got their cat pregnant, so we're just waiting to see if the kittens look anything like him. Now I wonder if someone would make a Jerry Springer but for animals? (What a failure).

Have you ever seen your favorite old cartoons now that you're older? It's very depressing for me. Like the ten second set-up to fall.

I'm going to fall! Oh shit oh shit ohhhh shittttt! (7 second delay) Then they fall.

Does everyone have that "friend" who gets everything they want? And in the end just uses you for the shit that you got? I think that everyone does. And you need to get off you knee's sucking the genitalia which is their stuff, and tell them to buy a gun and kill themselves'. They're like a zombie that feeds on the brains which is all your cool shit.

What is with Geico and Burt Baccarach? The new radiomercial makes him sound so gay (about getting hit in the rear?). So what the fuck is up? What happened to 'the world needs love?' (left it open)

Why does everyone seem to like Pamela Anderson? All she is, is a dumb slut blonde that cares more about looks than personality.

Dumb - Supports P.E.T.A. ('nuff sed).

Slut - The video (~~Paris' is better~~ (Haha bitch you went to JAIL!))

Blonde - Beach Blonde hair DUH! or it's Platinum (Whateva')

Looks over Personality - Married Tommy Lee twice and was with Kid Rock. Got implants removed so people would like her for her. Then got them back because "SHE" liked them.

Now why do I get the distinct feeling everyone hates me? IS it really because they all just hate themselves?

Mediocrity=Me Cry Idiot(Napoleon Dynamite style).

A natural staple to this point of nothing. "Ex Nihilo Nil Fit" // Out of nothing, nothing comes, and I'm sure that this belongs to you in some way.

MoRTuS DeR SouLSTeaLeR likes puppies.

I love Zim (the invader), but I wonder if there really are aliens out there. Then at some point I think the line blurred and it pisses me off, that I still don't have my GED (and I'm 20 now). Now this is something that you expect in Idaho, because all the jobs here involve wood or potatoes (either growing or frying). So I am unemployed again (originally written two days ago). This time is my fastest at a job @ 3 days (not including temp jobs) and everyone there were complete bitches (except 3). And they can all (except 3) can fuck off and die.

And I am not worried about it, because I'm laughing more. Erin decided to bitch at this other girl (ain't 18, yet). Here we go:

We were closing the store and we're all tired. We (Erin and me) were ahead and Erin had stopped, much to my chagrin (I really don't know) I turned around. I saw the girl Erin was talking to have that slack-jawed look (like huh? *der-der). At that instant I turned around because I knew what had already happened.

"What did you say?"

"I told her she was a cunt."

And it doesn't help that our friends meet us by chance and are still laughing about it.

"High five, you're a cunt!" (Borat voice).

THe iNSiDe iS NaTuRaL, THe ouTSiDe iS PLaSTiC. 6/10/07.

2007-06-10T21:25:00.000-07:00

Now it's pretty fucked up (SuperSuckers). and how people change and it's for the worse. And they somehow don't see it (I'm included). Makes you just want to slam their head into a wall.

So my ex got our kids taken away which explains why I got swamped with calls saying 'What a fucker I was' and how much of this is my fault. The bitch got me kicked out and then she calls me on the day I get back from court saying she wants help to move back into my mothers house. (For some reason her mom wouldn't even lend a finger). So she plays the card of me being petty that because I won't help her I don't love the kids, and I play the 'self-reliance test' card on her.

So I just want to kill them all, because that solves all my problems.

And my mothers' new man has her changes so much. Is it normal for a woman to rip a shelf and stereo off the wall because it's on a rock station? NO but for my mom (yes). Is she going to get married on July 7^th (doesn't that have something to do with the ~~bible~~?). She's barely known this man for half a year. This wouldn't bother me but she a nice truck and house and he has nothing. So that's my problem (Maybe time would help). I just hope he leaves her for what she has done and will do. Or he just fucks her over and everyone had told her that just so I can say 'I told you, you fucking dumb bitch!'

I think my life has gotten back on track and that is thanks to Erin (besides that kids being gone). Everything else has been a plus.

Posted by: RICK_JAMES_BITCH - Anonymous (IP Logged)
Date: February 18, 2006 05:21PM

the socks rock dude! put a chick in them socks...and unless she has a face that looks like its been hit with a bat! i'd be damn pleased. Aye assbarber, i checked your page man, the jury's out. I see no reason why it could'nt be your MRS, you might be one of these fellas who likes other dudes lookin at his gurl. My gurls pretty damn dilectable too, but if anyone wanted to see her pussy, they'd best be prepared to see a mai empi uchi to the fuckin face! ( front elbow strike(i teach martial arts )
Anyway, you must be a super regular here. How the hell are you ever supposed to find your old posts??? this sites go fuckin millions of pics! i've yet to come across my own posts a second time even!
now..back into caracter....(cough cough)
COULD BE HIS WIFE! MIGHT FUCKIN NOT! THE REAL QUESTION...WHY GIVE A FUCK? IF I IS, CONGRATULATIONS BRUTHA, NICE ASS U GOT ON TAP! IF IT AINT YOUR ASS, YOU NEED TO GET OUT AND FIND SOME!
YALL HEARD IT FIRST, FROM THAT NIGGA RICK JAAAAAAAAAMES! BIATCH!

oLD CaFFieNe DReaMZ. 6/7/07.

2007-06-07T16:36:00.000-07:00

Why are there electronic locks on the doors of retirement homes? Old people can't get out and why would anyone want to take the place hostage? And if anyone did how many years of life would be lost? Like 10?
I know it isn't right but it's funny and you're probably laughing because it's funny.

Many people (including me) wonder why Bush was elected (or re-elected for that matter)? Is it because he secretly controls the right? Easily ruled out (requires too much intelligence).
This gives rise to the theory that Cheney is the master and Bush is just a puppet (a shitty job at that) and setting himself up for the next presidency (or emperor as things are going now). Or maybe people just can't read?

What happens if someone is going down on you (or giving head as the case may be) and they have a cold sore? Does that mean you get herpes too?

This I find all amazing as to how shocked and offended we become when someone assualts our beliefs (or bands). That we actually see the true human form in all it's vulgarities, eccentricities, and idiocies. Only after we have see that do we truly see a person. And there s that time when you see someone, who you thought was infallible (~~Jesus~~?) and it just kind of fucks your world over.

* Not that I believe in Jesus. My mind is not open enough to believe all the gaps and plot holes in a 2000 year old fairy-tale.

BaCK FRoM HiGHaTuS! 6/04/07.

2007-06-04T23:51:00.000-07:00

There is really nothing that I can account for that would explain why I haven't posted in forever. Maybe because I really haven't had access to a computer (which isn't true). Um so not much going on since April, had my birthday (almost totally sucked), went to Static-X and yes! am going back to court tomorrow. Because we all know I love going back to court and dealing with the fuckers that always ruin my life (bastards).

So for once in my life I think things may be ok... in a while. And yes today was my little boy's birthday. Which I actually got him something (lots of Play-doh (he liks eating it)), and I called my mom about when his party was (which is set for the 9^th) and his mother calls and says 'Thanks for the shitty party, seems no one cares about him.' (Maybe everyone just hates you and wants you to die...hmmmm).

SO that is the end the end of this post which is just me gearing up for another one later. So long (pH)uCKeRS!

No GooD CoPiNG MeCHaNiSMS eXCePT MaSTuRBaTiNG aND BLoGGiNG. 4/19/07.

2007-04-19T22:38:00.000-07:00

Baby bags. Always got a soft spot for boobies!!!. Apparently deep in my subconscious (which isn't far), I like boobies!!!, which is really wierd considering Erin doesn't really have any boobies!!!. And also that men like women with boobies!!! because that represents fertility (Primal) anyway boobies!!! is boobies!!! so I love them so. I love the ones that have pointy nipples or big ones, ones that point out (but can't cut diamonds).

Yeah... this is just an image post for boobies!!!

LiKe a BaT BiTCHSLaP! 4/12/07.

2007-04-12T02:48:00.000-07:00

It's like a ultra-buff wrestler complaining that his face got burnt and, while complaing about that, it (his face) got caught in a blender, well I say it is an improvement. I would also like to be a trucker, you can sleep in a different city each day (like a prostitute). Why do stupid retarded advertisements for going to college always come on Rock Radio stations. It's like who honestly gives a shit? Who ever wants to see a Clearisil commercial with dubs? How can you be dead without being alive? How can a fucking doll be dead?

Why is having a fin-less fish (like an eel) so cool? Is it because the fish that we always think of have fins and one that doesn't is outside the norm? Of course it does.And I figure if you have a problem with somebody at work and you fix it before management gets to then they should just stay the fuck out of it. But "corporate america" doesn't see it so well, or black and white because they are a bunch of fagets (KoRn spelling). Oh well fuck em and so what it they are just a bunch of whiny bitches. Just like a fish that has the aquarium light on all night. Maybe that is why your fish die so fast? Poor fish, sun-tanned to death. THey'd probably be fried if they weren't already in the water.

DooM SaYeRS CauTiouSLy uPBeaT. 4/7/07.

2007-04-07T04:16:00.001-07:00

Fucked On Re-vamped Dissertation

Delegator Reams Only Females

I notice that lately I've been talking (Bitching) a lot of political bullshit and it's starting to bother me, but I must be doing something right (Naked Broads) cuz people seem to keep coming back. But the problem is that if you get classified as a porn site, then people will come only when they want to (cum/blow a load). And a political site is not what I had in mind, mainly because it's total bullshit. Anyway with politics isn't it just rehashing the same old shit? And honestly who wants that? God fags, Bush cock-suckers.

My observations at 2 AM in the morning

What's with "The Last Mimzy"? Did they just stop trying?

Multiply your possibilities with Tony Montana and Intel Core Duo processors.

All STD and pregnancy commercials make me think that my woman has STD's or is pregnant (SLuT).

I thought I had worms at one point in my life, but then realized it was psoriases, so my moral? Ban the Stop Sign commercials!

I love how primal human nature is. After donating plasma (I needs money), it just seems all self-contol leaves me, so I end up eating a Quad Stacker, fucking my woman, and sleeping. And the only thing that could make it better is having some weed before eating, but then I would have super munchies.

So karma is a bitch because my ex like to give me shit with the kids and that bitch just got pulled over (no license or insurance) and had a bench warrant out for her. So karma will bite you in the ass. So after that strike karma decides to flick my balls because my mom decided to bail her ass out, which everyone said she should stay there for awhile, and I would've watched the kids gladly, but exxy (as I will refer to her) would not let my mom see her grandkids (confused yet?). And exxy's mother wouldn't even help her and exxy threatens my mom with the kids, total bullshit.

Another list

Things that piss me off

Whole SNL lineup including
1. Will Ferrell (Probably the most)
2. Chris Kattan
3. Molly Shannon
Catholic Religion for starting the Inquistion

The Afghans who destroyed the Buddhas

Napoleon, who let his troops use the sphinxes as targets

Any government agent who helped in, or knew and didn't say, information modifying

God and his "bigger plan"

Belief pushers (Taliban, SS, Christ fags)

Cops and power abusers

Middle men with no spines

Guitar Hero I and II, WTF! OOOOH save the world from a meteor with just your rock oooooh Tenacious D style, bullshit only TD can pull that!

Tenacious D and the P.O.D., what happened to Nacho Libre but with KG

THiS SHiNiNG CiTy BuiLT oF GoLD. 4/4/07.

2007-04-04T03:37:00.000-07:00

Like a virgin ass in prison, so are the days of our lives. Or a used condom in your uNiCeF box. Or your favorite uncle trying to stick his weiner in your mouth. Or...

HAVE I SOLD OUT? That is one question that everyone asks themselve. For me I know that the answer is no, of course the whole foundation of the answer is based in perception. Like when MeTaLLiCa sued NaPSTeR over file sharing their music (totally uncool Lars). How many cool points did they lose with that / maybe that is why Jason Newsted left? In my opinion it made them seem greedy because people downloaded music of their favorite bands. I'm not exempt from it because I download music illegally and I endose Limewire. Maybe I'm just hyping it. But i've never pirated a game until now. Dungeon Keeper 2 is one of the best games ever made, but I still don't understand what is so great about Starcraft? Sure I though Kerrigan was hot, but her being a Zerg, made me think that I don't ever want to be afraid of the pussy. Do I? No! The only problem I have is that I can't get the patches for the games, and if I ever want to do anything besides play the game I have to boot up the comp in safe mode. But otherwise I haven't had a problem with Starcraft but Dungeon Keeper kills my computer when it crashes. Blah blah blah blah.........

And since when has accountability of people gone out the window? I guess I'm pretty liberal (in a sense that most shit don't bother me), I believe that gay couples shuld be allowed to have kids (They already do and should continue to) when they seem prepared for it. And it also stings my asshole when one is bi-curious (read TRISEXUAL) and to get pregnant they go and fuck some random guy on a one-night stand. I don't think that they're ready because

A) One has no patience with children

B) Problems paying bills even though one does 40^hr work weeks at $9.50 and the other receives unemployment when she could (won't) work. And their residence is 2bed/2bath and rent is $640 a month.

C) They do drugs mainly weed, but also smoke and drink. One is a recovering alcoholic with low impulse control and the other is an ex-meth head.

D) They have no parenting skills and don't seem to want to learn any.

Of course you may think I'm over-reacting but hell everyone that knows them seems to say the same thing 'dumbasses'. And it's just one of those situations that you have to be there to believe it.

WHeN WiLL iT RaiN? 3/22/07

2007-03-18T14:27:00.001-07:00

That is what I keep saying to myself, but do I really have to wait until April? Yesterday was the first day of spring and on the 14^th I saw my first robin so is that "technically" the first day of spring? Whatever it doesn't really make sense now does it.

Murder claim rocks cricket showcase.

KINGSTON - Jamaican police launched a murder inquiry on Thursday into the death of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer at the World Cup, saying he was strangled.

The death on Sunday was "due to asphyxia as a result of manual strangulation," according to a police statement read to a news conference at the Pegasus Hotel in Kingston where Woolmer was found unconscious before he died on Sunday.

"Bob was a large man -- it would have taken some force," deputy commissioner Mark Shields said. "Hopefully we will bring the killers to justice as soon as possible. We will use every energy we possibly have to track down the killers."

A day before the 58-year-old Briton died, leading contenders Pakistan were eliminated from the World Cup by debutants Ireland in a result which stunned cricket.

The sport's governing body said the World Cup would continue despite the shock of Woolmer's murder which has completely overshadowed the seven-week tournament being played in the Caribbean for the first time.

There was growing media speculation on Thursday that Woolmer had fallen victim to a "betting mafia."

Asked about these suggestions, Shields said: "Everything you have heard would be a line of inquiry." He said no stone would be unturned into discovering why Woolmer was murdered.

It was known that he was writing a book at the time of his death but its contents were unknown. Shields said there could be one or more people involved in the actual killing but added that there was no evidence of forced entry into his hotel room.

The police have seized the hotel's electronic security recordings as part of the investigation and are still awaiting results of toxicology and histology (science of examining body tissue) tests. Pakistan team media manager Pervez Mir, told Reuters on Thursday that the security at the hotel was too "lax" in his opinion.

'GREAT SADNESS'

International Cricket Council (ICC) chief executive Malcolm Speed said: "We face shock and outrage and great sadness for Bob's family. There has been speculation that as a result of all this, the World Cup will be discontinued. That will not be the case.

"Perhaps it will be a measure of the game and its resolve as to how we can complete this World Cup in view of this shock.------>"

He said the former London Metropolitan Police commissioner Paul Condon was standing by and willing to assist with the murder inquiry. Condon has been involved with helping the ICC fight corruption within the sport.

Shields added that the Metropolitan Police, South African and Pakistan forces had been contacted over the investigation but so far the Jamaican police were working solely on the case. The Pakistan cricket team, who flew from Kingston to Montego Bay within Jamaica earlier on Thursday, said they were shocked by the latest development.

"Tragic, yes, worrying yes, because we have a member of our team, a national coach of Pakistan who has been murdered and this is not something which can be taken lightly," Mir told reporters.

"We are all very worried right now."

Am I the only one who is laughing? Honestly this is kind of funny because you don't think of Cricket as being a violent sport? I don't live in the EU or the UK so I really don't give a shit about Cricket. So with that being said I say

"Fuck the hell off!"

YeaH aND i CouLD Be YouR DaD, BuT THe DoG BeaT Me oVeR THe FeNCe. 3/17/07.

2007-03-17T16:44:00.000-07:00

Since when was it weird to explore all sexuall horizons?

If no one causes confusion then no confusion ensues. I can't believe I'm saying this but I suppose South Park was right about the whole episode with Butters at Gay Camp. If no one says there is a problem, there wouldn't be one. But everyone is just an uptight motherfucker with no common sense or patience who can't wait for a problem to mellow out. They see something outside the norm and automatically have a problem with it.

So the moral of the story is, if you don't start trouble there won't be trouble and that is what everyone wants ~~trouble~~ no touble.

P.S. The second moral of the story is if you want a body to stay underwater, you need to cut the stomach open.

HeY! FuCK oFF DeaTH! 3/15/07

2007-03-15T13:21:00.000-07:00

I could be a soda jerk. Now go play hide and go fuck yourself. See I like sex, is nice (from BoRaT). An army platoon of men standing in quicksand waiting for a four star hotel in GiTMo. The heat is on in your mouth, and it tastes just like semen.

Seeing part of aN iNCoNVieNT TRuTH made me think about global warming. I had an "epiphany" (I suppose) about how it could just be a phase in the earths' cycle of life. About how the world just heating could be like what happened to the dinosaurs. It will be superhot/humid and small islands of what remain of the continents. The aquatic swimmers will rule but the amphibious will be the gods. But if you actually think about it, almost all the creatures would be amphibious.

I also beleive that humans (if any remain) who can survive in high altitiudes will be here the longest. Much like Waterworld that is how I figure global warming will be. But apparently everyone super adapted and was able to breathe at 25000 ft above sea level.

And I hate how people who reveiw sports equipment and the say they can't handle it and rate it poorly because the can't use it as well as their old shit. Mainly because they have been using it for however fucking long it has been. Bullshit!
a LiTTLe HeLP WiTH CaLCuLaToR WoRDS

Go 2 HeLL = 7734206

2 = to/too

1 = one

8 = -ate/ate/-aight

4 = for

0 = O

1 = I

2 = Z

3 = E

4 = H

5 = S

6 = G

7 = L

8 = B

Oreo party is 2 blacks and a white orgy

Chips Ahoy party is 2 or more moley (having moles) people fucking.

Trisexual "adj" : Trying anything sexual

And gay chicken is actually gayer than two gay men having gay anal sex.

i HaD a PReMoNiTioN iT WouLD SuCK. 3/5/07.

2007-03-05T22:11:00.000-08:00

Piano Concert on MuCHoSuCKo.CoM

Left
Left
Left

Right

Death

And I'm over here with a leash around my neck and a cell phone in my ass, and how commercialism rapes the minds of the masses. And how completely fukt the consumers are after watching a Prego ad.

I'm just so pissed today. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I met with my probation officer, and she says 'You must submit to searches of all your shit and residence at any time requested by the probation office or law enforcement' and I'm just renting a room in a house so everyone is open. Yay! And I must be courteous and cooperative (Let them anal rape me) when the come to me. Oh and the probation officer is the daughter of the most hated judge in the county, so no bullets for her (not yet) or her family. Maybe I'm pissed because I don't have a job, but hey it's kind of fun, cuz I get to be a bum (Maybe that's why I'm depressed). Maybe because my girlfriend is always talking shit about my ex-wife, and my ex-wife is such a bitch that she won't let me see my kids. Or maybe cuz if I fought for them I know I would lose.

So that is my day. So whenever you think your life sucks just imagine anytime a P.I.G. can come and inspect your house whenever they want.
"Fuck the Constitution, we're doing it to make sure you aren't doing anything behind our back. We are just like parents, your house is now our house and we can do anything we want and the judge, courts, and people (in Idaho) will support us and say "You shouldn't have been so stupid, and done this." I hate it.

I wonder sometimes if my new relationship will last. That's a problem with dating the woman you cheated on you wife with. It destroys the trust. And I know so many people are hoping it will fail, just like with my ex-wife, I'm just hoping I don't fuck up again. It would just be one more day to regret (like the Mushroomhead song).

See that and morning radio suck really bad. It's like having you uncle try to stick his dick in his mouth. And not the gay one, the one that got you drunk, your first condom and porn.

Starbucks steams at "Starstrucks" Indian coffee chain

MUMBAI, INDIA- Starbucks Corp. is opposing Indian entrepreneur Shahnaz Husain's plans to start a chain of coffee shops called Starstrucks, the Mint business paper reported.

The U.S. coffee shop chain has told India's Controller-General of Patents, Designs and Trademark that the name is deceptively similar to its own name, the paper said. Husain, an herbal beauty specialist who has a range of skincare and haircare products and salons named after her, is not willing to give up the name, the paper said.

"Why should I give it up? Hundreds of others are deceptively similar. What to do? They have opposed and we will fight," Husain, called the Herbal Queen, told Mint. Husain plans to open 25 stores in a year. The shops will have a glamour theme, with posters of movie stars, the paper said.

"My concept's totally different," she said.

Starbucks, the latest in a line of foreign companies facing branding challenges in India, is reported to be awaiting permission from the Indian government to open its coffee shops in a joint venture with an Indonesian franchisee and Pantaloon Retail India Ltd.'s founder Kishore Biyani.

The government had sought some clarifications from Starbucks on its joint venture arrangement, local papers have said.

YouR NaTuRaL PeRFeCTioN? 3/04/07.

2007-03-04T14:23:00.000-08:00

A bullet in the head?

A Crucifixtion?

An acid bath while raped with a broomstick?

Sunny-D?

In post-Taliban Afghanistan the Ashura holiday has Shi'ite Muslims flagellate (whip) themselves pouring blood over their sacred shrines. After the fall of the Taliban this politically charged rite reemerged.

Does history really repeat itself? In Afghanistan we ("U.S Coalition") will be ousted by the Afghani's and another super-power; like we did with the Russians in 1988. The Bush family knew the bin-Laden family and even had dealings with them. After watching Fahrenheit 9/11 it made me think of a giant conspiracy of how 9/11 would just be a large plot to line the pockets of Bush/Cheney/friends and somehow the bin-Laden family. But only time will tell if it will come out, and I hope G.W. gets the chair if he were involved (I doubt because he was a "president"). But now we (I) are going into a "non-permissive zone" (someplace where there is fighting).

Another thing that has bothered me (and this is late in the game). Why do we have a "detainee camp" in Cuba? We are paying a nation in which we had severed economic ties with in 1962. Why!? Mainly because Cuba cannot get rid of the U.S., here's an explanation. Read the first four paragraphs, GiTMo. Here is the Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties in which you could read Articles 4 and 52.

It's a place in which we (George W.) can operate outside the system (Be a spoiled brat). We (U.S.) have had a perpetual lease on it since 1903, and since "detainees" are classified as unlawful combatants (not criminals or P.O.W.'s) so they receive neither the rights of soldiers or civilians. So they are basically FuKT! and don't get me wrong they should be tried and executed but they should receive a fair trial in the process.

In 2002 "President" Bush said that UC's must be treated "humanely" consistent with the Geneva Convention within "military necessity" of the Third Geneva Convention. And we all know that soldiers can stand up to more abuse, whether neglect/starvation/sanitary conditions, than normal civilians (face it that is all they are). They should be punished for their crimes, but still they are human and deserve the most basic needs all humans need.

NoTHiNG iN My LiFe iS FRee. 3/3/07.

2007-03-02T13:08:00.000-08:00

Cycle of life and death supposedly
goes round and round yet it stops with me
Glorious hunter of my faith I have sinned
Killers are quiet like the breath of the wind

Filling the shadows with forms of my own
Raised by kindred of get I was born
Abomination world in disarray
Killers are quiet when they seek the vitae

Reflection beckons a portal shard
Spiritual quest I must stay on guard
Stepping sideways betweens worlds I shift
Killers are quiet when they're born with the gift

Beautiful anguish cast out by my race
Now one that's ageless I save my own face
I write my own laws with death I break bread
Killers are quiet when they come from my head

This is from Slipknot (way before they ever got Corey as the lead singer) and Anders Colsefini (The first singer) doesn't sound that bad. Although the sound of some songs (Do Nothing/Bitchslap) is more around the jazz/blues area. So I urge you to ~~Download online~~ purchase it reputably somewhere ~~like eBay~~ ~~or Amazon~~. Fuck it just download it.

LeT'S STaRT a JaR FoR THiNGS i'VE STuCK iN You PuSSy. 3/2/07

2007-03-02T00:54:00.000-08:00

I'm not joking about this. This man had his truck bed filled with bread and assorted bread products like rolls and shit. Now when are you going to use that much bread? FuK! I think all the ducks at the pond love this guy, maybe too much. So bored! So here is something for another installment.

One type of pyrotechnic device that might be employed by a terrorist in many way would be a smoke bomb. Such a device could conceal the getaway route, or cause a diversion, or simply provide cover. Such a device, were it to produce enough smoke that smelled bad enough, could force the evacuation of a building, for example. Smoke bombs are not difficult to make. Although the military smoke bombs employ powdered white phosphorus or titanium compounds, such materials are usually unavailable to even the most well-equipped terrorist. Instead, he/she would have to make the smoke bomb for themselves. Most homemade smoke bombs usually employ some type of base powder, such as black powder or pyrodex, to support combustion. The base material will burn well, and provide heat to cause the other materials in the device to burn, but not completely or cleanly. Excellent smoke ingredients are small pieces of rubber, finely ground plastics, and many chemical mixtures. The material in road flares can be mixed with sugar and sulfur and a base powder produces much smoke. Most of the fuel-oxidizer mixtures, if the ratio is not correct, produce much smoke when added to a base powder. The list of possibilities goes on and on. The trick to a successful smoke bomb also lies in the container used. A plastic cylinder works well, and contributes to the smoke produced. The hole in the smoke bomb where the fuse enters must be large enough to allow the material to burn without causing an explosion. This is another plus for plastic containers, since they will melt and burn when the smoke material ignites, producing an opening large enough to prevent an explosion.

SMoKe BoMBS

iNGReDieNTS
The following reaction should produce a fair amount of smoke. Since this reaction is not all that dangerous you can use larger amounts if necessary

1. 6 pt. ZINC POWDER
2. 1 pt. SULFUR POWDER

Insert a red hot wire into the pile, step back.

---COLORED FLAMES---
Colored flames can often be used as a signaling device for terrorists. By putting a ball of colored flame material in a rocket; the rocket, when the ejection charge fires, will send out a burning colored ball. The materials that produce the different colors of flames appear below.


COLOR              MATERIAL                        USED IN
Red                Strontium Salts                 Road Flares               
                   [Strontium Nitrate]             Red Sparklers

Green              Barium Salts                    Green Sparklers            
                   [Barium Nitrate] 

Yellow             Sodium Salts                    Gold Sparklers             
                   [Sodium Nitrate] 

Blue               Powdered Copper                 Blue Sparklers            
                   Old Pennies

White              Magnesium Powder                Firestarters              
                   Aluminum                        Aluminum Foil

Purple             Potassium Permanganate          Purple Fountains          
                   Treating Sewage

aLTeRNaTe MeTHoD

iNGReDieNTS

1.Sugar (any bleached form)
2.Potassium Nitrate/Saltpeter/KNO₃. Heres a place you can make it. iNSTRuCTaBLeS.

1. Pour about 3 parts potassium nitrate to 2 parts sugar into the skillet (5:3 ratio is also good). Measurements don't need to be exact, but you want more KNO₃ than sugar. For example, you can use 1-1/2 cups KNO3 and 1 cup sugar. If you use equal amounts of KNO₃ and sugar, your smoke bomb will be harder to light and will burn more slowly. As you approach the 5:3 KNO₃:sugar ratio, you get a smoke bomb that burns more quickly.
2. Apply low heat to the pan. Stir the mixture with a spoon using long strokes. If you see the grains of sugar starting to melt along the edges where you are stirring, remove the pan from the heat and reduce the temperature before continuing.
3. Basically you are carmelizing sugar. The mixture will melt and become a caramel or chocolate color. Continue heating/stirring until the ingredients are liquefied. Remove from heat.
4. Pour the liquid onto a piece of foil. You can pour a smaller amount onto a separate piece, to test the batch. You can pour the smoke bomb into any shape, onto an object, or into a mold. The shape and size will affect the burning pattern.
5. If you aren't going to clean your skillet immediately, pour hot water into the pan to dissolve the sugar (or else it will be harder to clean). Clean up any residue you may have spilled out of the pan, unless you want mini-smoke bombs on your stovetop.
6. Allow the smoke bomb to cool, then you can peel it off the foil.

eViL FuKT PeoPLe. 2/26/07.

2007-02-25T19:31:00.000-08:00

A little some some for you FuCKeRZ! (not really). A post that will feature no supporting actors, just me, aren't you happy? YAY!

So question before I really do anything. If you fuck this <---doll is it considered cheating on your woman? Anyway whatever. So just surfing around (like the Crimson Tide) and actually finding out a lot about pyschoactive drugs. Like MDMA (XTC, ecstasy) and Salvia which isn't illegal in many states (like mine, YeaH! *LJS*). Has anyone ever looked up PiKHaL and TiKHaL? I know I had mentioned them earlier in here, but just for you. Anyway looking around I find caffeine, which is good (really good!) and makes me think about buying a fuckload of No-Doz and downing that with some quad-shot espressos. Fun stuff, probably cuz I am 240 lbs. and I'm an experienced caffeinic (it's a word!). Speaking of caffeine lets look at Nicotine. Easily found in tobacco products, in concentrated form a few drops can get you the buzz you want (or kill you).

NiCoTiNe

iNGReDieNTS
A can of tobacco (any amount above 6oz. is fine).
Water
A jar

PRoCeDuRe
1.Remove the tobacco and soak in water overnight in a jar (about 2/3 cup of water will do).
2.In the morning, strain into another jar and the mixture through a porous towel. Then wrap the towel around the ball of tobacco and squeeze it until all of the liquid is in the jar.
3.Throw away the tobacco--you will not need it anymore (or dry and smoke it anyway!).

CoNCeNTRaTioN
Now you have two options. I recommend the first. It makes the nicotine more potent.
1.Allow to evaporate until a sticky syrup results in the jar. This is almost pure nicotine (hell, it is pure enough for sure!).
2.Heat over low flame until water is evaporated and a thick sticky syrup results (I don't know how long it takes ... shouldn't take too long, though).

!!!WARNING!!!

As you may have guessed. Nicotine is a poison, and estimates on L.D.50's (not MuDvAyNe album) is 40–60 mg/kg of nicotine.

L.D. 50 is a reference for the lethal dosage required to kill 50, average non-tolerant humans, out of 100.

HoW THe NooSe'S SWaY WHeN You Die. 2/25/07.

2007-02-25T13:56:00.000-08:00

Funny Video Clips

I think it is really FuKT uP^ that I can't load html files on here cuz I could get a post how you could make your own alcohol. And it isn't that poser shit that requires you to buy a beer making kit. This is the kind that you make your own still and "moonshine" (umbrella term for homemade alcohol). Not this BuLLSHiT.

Just looking around and I found the file I had originally copied to get the alcohol secrets. HoMeMaDe HiGHS. So today has been one of those days in which I which I feel like total shit and this makes me feel better.

Atheist group takes on Bush initiative

MADISON, Wisconsin - Annie Laurie Gaylor speaks with a soft voice, but her message catches attention: Keep God out of government. Gaylor has helped transform the Freedom From Religion Foundation from obscurity into the nation's largest group of atheists and agnostics, with a fast-rising membership and increasing legal clout.

Next week, the group started by Gaylor and her mother in the 1970s to take on the religious right will fight its most high-profile battle when the U.S. Supreme Court hears arguments on its lawsuit against President Bush's faith-based initiative. The court will decide whether taxpayers can sue over federal funding that the foundation believes promotes religion. It could be a major ruling for groups that fight to keep church and state separate.

"What's at stake is the right to challenge the establishment of religion by the government," Gaylor said.

The 51-year-old once donned a nun's habit as a college student in 1977 to protest a judge who blamed rape on women who wear provocative clothing. She uses different tactics these days, though her activism remains strong. Among its victories, the group has stopped funding for a Milwaukee charity that Bush visited during the 2000 campaign and an Arizona group that preached to children of prisoners.

The case in front of the high court claims White House conferences to promote the faith-based initiative turn into unconstitutional pep rallies for religion. The initiative helps religious organizations get government funding to provide social services.

George Washington University law professor Ira Lupu called the Madison-based foundation "by far the most aggressive litigating entity against the faith-based initiative."

"When they can prove there's religious content in those programs, they've been quite successful and they've won a few cases," Lupu said. "When they've tried to go after the initiative as a whole, they've been less successful."

Critics say the group imposes such an extreme view of the First Amendment that religious groups can't receive tax dollars for even laudable purposes.

"They are successful in the sense that they have disrupted government funding for faith-based initiatives," said Jordan Lorence of the Alliance Defense Fund, which defends religion in the public arena. "But real people with real problems are no longer getting help because of some of their lawsuits."

The group has grown as its legal challenges mount. It claims 8,500 members in 50 states, with the most coming from California, after adding a record 400 in December. Members consider themselves freethinkers who form opinions based on reason, not faith. Gaylor is hoping an advertising campaign on progressive talk radio, the Internet and in liberal magazines helps the group reach 10,000 members this year. She and husband Dan Barker, a former fundamentalist minister who turned against religion, are co-presidents. Her mother, Anne Nicol Gaylor, founded the group in 1978 to counter religious influence in government after clashing with religious leaders over abortion. Its leaders say the surge in membership reflects a U.S. population that is becoming less religious and growing liberal alarm since Bush's re-election.

"There was a feeling that there was almost a near religious-right takeover of our government and that we better speak up now," Gaylor said.

The American Religious Identification Survey in 2001 estimated that 29 million Americans had no religion, double the number from 1990. The survey, which was conducted by the Graduate Center of the City University of New York, estimated that 1.9 million identified themselves as atheist or agnostic. Before its battle against the faith-based initiative, the group stopped prayers during the University of Wisconsin's commencement and overturned Good Friday as a state holiday in Wisconsin.

"We've applied some very needed pressure through going to court on keeping state and church separate," said the elder Gaylor, 80. "We hope we've done some educating that will be lasting."

So I HAVE to mention that that was from Yahoo. I don't know who wrote it but props to whoever it was. Not me cuz I can barely focus on one thing at a time. Anyway it has been about three days and I don't know why I haven't posted earlier, and I hope that I won't keep taking articles from Yahoo and putting them in here because it don't really want to be one of those people that bitch about guv'mint (But I do!) all the time. So as promised I have got another DeSTRuCTiVe iMPLeMeNT for you guys.

Underwater igniters

Materials needed:
Pack of 10 silicon diodes. (Available at Radio Shack. You will know you got the right ones if they are very, very small glass objects!)
Pack of matches
1 candle

Procedure:
1.Light the candle and allow a pool of molten wax to form in the top.
2.Take a single match and hold the glass part of a single diode against the head. Bend the diode pins around the matchhead so that one wraps in an upward direction and then sticks out to the side. Do the same with the other wire, but in a downward direction. The diodes should now be hugging the matchhead, but its wires MUST NOT TOUCH EACH OTHER!
3.Dip the matchhead in wax to give it a water-proof coat. These work underwater
4.Repeat to make as many as you want.

How to use them:
When these little dudes are hooked across a 6v battery, the diode reaches what is called breakdown voltage. When most electrical components reach this voltage, they usually produce great amounts of heat and light, while quickly melting into a little blob. This heat is enough to ignite a matchhead. These are recommended for use underwater, where most other igniters refuse to work.

MoRe WoRTHLeSS SHiT? 2/22/07.

2007-02-22T12:17:00.000-08:00

I found this shit and I thought it would be a good follow-up to the last post because it just seems like we think we can be above the law. And the bitch should be executed for what she has done, now you know me I say that the government that governs least is one that governs best (or was that Lao-Tzu?). So I hope the "government" takes care of her, cuz I would put a bullet in her head if it were me.

Investigator Culhane Charged With 45 Felonies, Jailed

SACRAMENTO - The California attorney general on Wednesday charged a private investigator with filing bogus documents to aid four death row inmates, calling the case one of the largest frauds ever perpetrated on the state's criminal justice system.

Kathleen Culhane was arraigned Wednesday afternoon in Sacramento on 45 felony counts of forgery, filing false documents and perjury.

"This is fraud at the highest level," Michael Farrell, a senior assistant attorney general, said after the arraignment. "This is someone who is trying to undermine the system."

Among the inmates for whom Culhane allegedly lied was Michael Morales, who was sentenced to death for the 1981 rape and murder of a Central Valley teenager.

Questions about the San Francisco private investigator arose a year ago when Morales petitioned the governor for clemency and prosecutors challenged the authenticity of several documents Culhane submitted on his behalf. His execution eventually was stayed over the state's lethal injection method, a matter unrelated to Culhane.

The attorney general's criminal complaint alleges that between November 2002 and February 2006 Culhane filed at least 23 fraudulent documents designed to aid Morales and three other death row inmates - Vicente Figueroa Benavides, Christian Monterroso and Jose Guerra. Culhane was working as a staff investigator for the Habeas Corpus Resource Center in San Francisco in each case except that of Morales, when she was employed by the inmate's attorneys.

"She forged the signatures of those witnesses and jurors. Sometimes she completely made those documents up," Farrell said in court. "Her actions are an affront to the legal system."

Culhane's job was to find jurors and witnesses who may be favorable to the inmates and get them to sign declarations that could be used in their legal defense or requests for clemency.

Her paperwork was then turned over to the inmates' attorneys and filed with the courts and the governor. The counts against Culhane allege that she made up statements from real witnesses and jurors and forged their signatures, including six documents related to the Morales case.

In one instance, she submitted a declaration allegedly signed by one of the jurors who convicted Morales, according to a copy of Culhane's arrest warrant affidavit.

Investigators subsequently found that the juror never had been contacted by anyone working on the condemned man's behalf and that the document submitted by Culhane misspelled his first name as John, rather than Jon.

Culhane, 40, did not speak during Wednesday's court proceeding except to confirm her name in response to a question from the judge. Wearing an orange and white jail jumpsuit, she appeared behind a cage in a courtroom inside the Sacramento County Jail, where she had been held since she surrendered to authorities on Monday.

Her attorney, Stuart Hanlon, spoke in her defense after the arraignment.

"Ms. Culhane has a strong belief against the death penalty, and she devoted her life to fighting it by legal means," he told reporters.

Sacramento County Superior Court Judge David W. Abbott reduced her bail from $115,000 to $50,000 and set the next court date for March 22.

San Joaquin County prosecutors triggered the state's investigation of Culhane after they produced statements from jurors who swore they had never spoken with her and supported the death sentence for Morales.

The Stockton man was scheduled to die last Feb. 21 for the 1981 rape and murder of Terri Winchell, 17.

The other three death-row inmates whose cases were affected by Culhane were convicted for crimes dating to the early 1990s: Guerra by a Los Angeles County jury for the 1990 rape and murder of Kathleen Powell; Benavides by a Kern County jury for the 1991 murder and rape of a 21-month-old child; and Monterroso by an Orange County jury for the 1991 murders of Tarsem Singh and Ashokkumar Patel and the attempted murder of Allen Canellas.

Those three remain on death row with pending appeals. Farrell, the state prosecutor, said Culhane's false documents will not affect the Morales case because they have been withdrawn but could delay the three other cases as investigators are forced to review them and interview jurors.

The attorney general's complaint alleges Culhane filed fraudulent documents under the names of 11 jurors, two witnesses, two court interpreters and one police officer.

She faces 22 counts of filing a false document, 22 counts of forgery and one count of perjury for signing a declaration falsely stating that she had met with a prosecution witness. If convicted on all counts, Culhane would face nearly 19 years in prison.

The Habeas Corpus Resource Center, which assists death row inmates, cooperated with the attorney general's office throughout the yearlong investigation and withdrew any declarations submitted by Culhane.

The state is continuing to investigate whether she submitted fraudulent documents in any other cases, but authorities do not believe any inmates have been released because of her actions.

"The governor supports the attorney general in his investigation, and he is confident that the California courts will maintain the integrity of the criminal justice system," said Bill Maile, a spokesman for Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

After this it makes one think 'Are we becoming a police state?' Many will say no because the changes are so gradual that we feel that we need them and sooner rather than later we will become a state like that. Orwell said that an oppressed man will try to make it in life that he will not feel oppressed. Such is our resilience that we will try to make the impossible possible.

Think on it. And read 1984.

United States=Oceania

European Union=Eurasia

China=Eastasia

But the E.U. and China don't seem to have any inclinations with starting a war. But the U.S. has a problem with authority, I think we always have, stemming from the Monroe Doctrine. And I think that there have been "big brothers" (in the political realm) that have tried to humble us, cough *Britain* cough and now we are like 13 year-olds without parents or any other authority. We think we can do anything we want and that is what we are doing. Tell me what will it take? Another 9/11? Because I am not falling for that shit again. Watch FaHReNHeiT 9/11. It makes you think of how the whole terror scale kept in line like sheep and we fell for it, and it wasn't until after the 2004 election that we were like "WHAT THE FUCK!? Why did we re-elect this idiot!?" So I ain't gonna elect another Republican, too much like Bush, and I'm not gonna do that. I'm voting for the Middle Road party and if not then which ever one Ralph Nader is in.

Heres a movie which everyone who hates Bush should see. A look into an alternate 1984. DeaTH oF a PReSiDeNT.

WoRTHLeSS SHiT? 2/20/07.

2007-02-20T09:29:00.000-08:00

Court: Detainees can't challenge cases

WASHINGTON - Guantanamo Bay detainees may not challenge their detention in U.S. courts, a federal appeals court said Tuesday in a ruling upholding a key provision of a law at the center of President Bush's anti-terrorism plan. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit ruled 2-1 that civilian courts no longer have the authority to consider whether the military is illegally holding foreigners.
Barring detainees from the U.S. court system was a key provision in the Military Commissions Act, which Bush pushed through Congress last year to set up a system to prosecute terrorism suspects. Attorneys for the detainees immediately said they would appeal the ruling to the Supreme Court, which last year struck down the Bush administration's original plan for trying detainees before military commissions.

"We're disappointed," said Shayana Kadidal of the Center for Constitutional Rights. "The bottom line is that according to two of the federal judges, the president can do whatever he wants without any legal limitations as long as he does it offshore." A spokesman for the Justice Department, which was expected to seek dismissal of hundreds of detainee cases pending in federal court, praised the decision.

"The decision reaffirms the validity of the framework that Congress established in the MCA permitting Guantanamo detainees to challenge their detention" through military hearings coordinated by the Defense Department," said spokesman Erik Ablin. Under the commissions act, the government may indefinitely detain foreigners who have been designed as "enemy combatants" and authorizes the CIA to use aggressive but undefined interrogation tactics. But most criticized by Democrats and civil libertarians was a provision that stripped U.S. courts of the authority to hear arguments from detainees who said they were being held illegally. Attorneys argued that the detainees aren't covered by that provision and that the law is unconstitutional.

"The arguments are creative but not cogent. To accept them would be to defy the will of Congress," Judge A. Raymond Randolph wrote. On Tuesday, a spokeswoman for Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy, chairman of the Judiciary Committee, said he would accelerate efforts to pass a revision to the law that would restore detainees' legal rights. Such a provision, introduced by Leahy and then-Judiciary Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa., narrowly failed last year on a 48-51 vote.

"The Military Commissions Act is a dangerous and misguided law that undercuts our freedoms and assaults our Constitution by removing vital checks and balances designed to prevent government overreaching and lawlessness," Leahy said in a statement. U.S. citizens and foreigners being held inside the country normally have the right to contest their detention before a judge. The Justice Department said foreign enemy combatants are not protected by the Constitution.

Randolph and Judge David B. Sentelle ordered that the hundreds of cases pending in the lower courts be dismissed. Judge Judith W. Rogers dissented, saying the cases should proceed. "District courts are well able to adjust these proceedings in light of the government's significant interests in guarding national security," Rogers wrote.

But Jonathan Hafetz, an attorney at the Brennan Center for Justice, said the ruling sends the wrong message about justice to U.S. citizens and the international community. "It's a terrible ruling that contradicts centuries of Anglo-American history and allows the indefinite detention of innocent people without charge or judicial review," he said. "It also allows for detention based on evidence gained by torture."

TuRKiSH MoNaSTeRy

LoTSA ViDeoS

LiTTLe RaSCiST!?

CoKe BoMB

May your private parts be encrusted with the harlequin fetor intumescing from the slime cavity of a Sizludian Bladderpuff. 2/19/07

2007-02-19T19:53:00.000-08:00

And how I wish I could believe or understand that. So here is the second installation of DeSTRuCTiVe iMPLeMeNTS

BLoWGuN

In this article I shall attempt to explain the use and manufacture of a powerful blow-gun and making darts for the gun. The possession of the blow gun described in this article IS A FELONY! So be careful where you use it. I don't want to get you all busted.

Needed:

1.Several strands of yarn (About 2 inches a-piece).
2.A regular pencil.
3.A 2 ¼ inch long needle (hopefully with a beaded head. If not obtainable, wrap tape around end of needle.
4.¼ foot pipe. (PVC or Aluminum) Half a inch in diameter.

Constructing the dart:

1.Carefully twist and pull the metal part (Along with eraser) of the pencil till it comes off.
2.Take Pin and start putting about 5-7 Strands of yarn on the pin. Then push them up to the top of the pin. But not over the head of the pin (or the tape).
3.Push the eraser in so it and the metal band are flush (or almost).
4.Push pin through the hollow part of the head where the pencil was before.
5.That should for a nice looking dart. (see illustration)

| is the metal band
# is the yarn strands
> is the rubber end
- is the pin itself
/ is the head of the pin
--->|#/

Using the Darts:

1.Now take the finished dart and insert it in the tube (if it is too small put on more yarn.)
2.Aim the tube at a door, wall, sister, etc.
3.Blow on the end of the pipe.
4.Sometimes the end of the pipe may be sharp. When this happens I suggest you wrap it with some black electrician tape. It should feel a lot better.

Heres a nice target don't you think? So much space and I doubt she could get you if you pissed her off. But you might lose all those darts due to the fat! So next week has something new for those darts you make today. Stay tuned until next time fuckers.

My HeaRT iS a FiST DReNCHeD iN BLooD 2/15/07

2007-02-15T15:48:00.000-08:00

Happy late Valentines Day. A happy day for the commercialist big business sector of America. A day when people buy gifts for one another (and I ain't complaining!) and chocolate, so not only do we get more junk but also get fatter.
Fuck You America.------>

So I saw someone from my past who remembered RiTaLiN and wondered what happened to it. I had the unfortunate job of informing her that because of the BooK oF SLaNG it was cancelled. After that I figured I would revive it somewhat and put some of the shit from it, here. Like how to make NaPaLM and other shit. So for the first installment of the new revitalization of the is going to be NaPaLM just because it is so easy for anyone to make.

ReDNeCK NaPaLM
Gas
Styrofoam
A container
Patience

Put a little bit of gas into the container (MR. GiGGLeS uses Kerr jars). You can also have styrofoam but you will need a lot of it. And the gas has to bubble when the styrofoam is added. To make sure of purity shake vigorously at least once a day or stab with a pencil or other utensil to ensure that the styrofoam is all mixed.

CLeaN NaPaLM
Gas
Soap chips (anyway you can get them)
A container
Double boiler

About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistency, like jam and is best for use on vehicles or buildings. Napalm is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap is either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do as well. The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The usual way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a two-quart capacity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil and the double boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where there is no flame. Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess is stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat longer and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.

And I plan on posting again within the next few days with another implement of destruction. *And remember these instructions are merely for informational purposes and interested readers and I (MR. GiGGLeS/THe (pH)uCKeR) do not "want" you using these becuase some of the others are felonies. C'mon who wants to get busted for some stupid shit like this. So in conclusion with a destructive smile on my face and my middle finger the flag that I wave. I readily sell my soul again for the freedom that it will bring. At least I hope that I can bring it to someone.

THiS BLoG iS VoiD, iF You ReMoVe THe TaG. 1/31/07.

2007-01-31T16:18:00.000-08:00

Random word meshings with a backwards N wrapped around a two footed rabbit named tripod like a crazy broad she sucks the dick. Biting my balls too hard makes me (sic). I take her upon me she knows nothing about a hard boiled egg that had been scrambled and a grandfather clock with a giant razor blade for a pendulum. Fuck if I'm dumb then in her mouth I cum.
Dehumanize yourself. Live and go to hell. It's like Texas where an idiots missing. Fuck where is he!?Punk in Drublic for Tuesday's, When Sunday isn't enough Booze subservient muff Dive into a pool of blood Bath with a running Fawcett Tom's an idiot forgetful Prof. Plum fucks Madame Peacock in the bondage room with pussy dice and a bowling pin. And forgiven of sin and let those who don't know win.

He flew just a little bit. Dropped his gun and spilt his shit. Loves his twat (hairy and smelly) and plays the flesh whistle with Nelson Rockefelly. 11:30 is almost here. Shoot a rubber and fuck the queer. Grain as red as blood, shiny like wet pussy. Fuzzy like a fourteen year old face, put together with super glue and tape. Whose turn to get raped? 'They' "they" shout (the ~~Christian~~ kids) the ones you wish woulda died from SIDS. I am Sheaun tha' Bega all fluffy and cute, if it were anyone else I would puke. It's green like weed but smells of shit and I do not wish to be inside of it.

The Y is a blade from the Florida Everglades. And I definitely want to put a Bullitt in the head of every scientist that couldn't get Haleys' comet to fuck the moon. Intern we swoon of a cow jumping over June. Poisonous hole in the head spew the life of which will soon be dead. Vacuum the world and be afraid of one forever. Crying when you clean isn't that something. Bling Bling Clit ring with one in shit. White Rhino is the best when I am FuKT ^{^} and then the bitch won't let me rest. Is this a test? of my ignorance? Is it bliss to forget? Questions cum questions when my prose is frozen. The lights only dim in a world beyond and I forget to put weights on in the pond scum rise out of the muck. Naked as hell and smeely ass fuck. I will know when the world will end in my head maybe we are dead. Rise from the graves grab a canoe and grab my lathe. And in your blood I won't bathe.

Inside this book if you take a look. As Cobainn said 'If you read you'll judge.' I am not you who packs the fudge. A clear plastic mirror inside a couch. Would (if it could) stand up and vouch that your ass is fat, but you don't know that. And take a baseball bat in your ass as you pass gas and spontaneously explode, when you made my heart corrode.

THe aNGeL iN My NiGHTMaReS. 1/22/07

2007-01-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

I've been doing really well as of late. Been reading the Cobain Journal and I realized how fucked up he honestly was. I needs me a job so I can get out of my girlfriends-------> house. And I also want to get the band up and running again, but I need a drum kit and some amps. I was also looking into starting a recording studio to help those bands that need to get recorded and we would keep some of your CD's in the store to sell so it would be like a record store. (CooL *Dr. Evil voice)

But enough bullshit that would be awhile until I got the money to rent a space to even set-up a studio. Then around the 75k range in money for all the preparations to make it worthy enough.

Anywho. After reading the CJ I've decided to start writing down all my thoughts (Which seem to be lyrics for fighting) in a little book. And I have vurry vurry little in there but all of it is hate and suicide. Not bad considering who you are talking to.

GueST3851. 1/09/07.

2007-01-09T19:04:00.000-08:00

I'm just sitting here in the public library. On a time limit from the internet got 15 remaining (oops 14) and wondering what could I talk about? So after looking I found some stuff 12
Something Orwell had envisioned

Dingleberry—piece of dried feces caught in the hair around the anus.

Dirty Sanchez—1. Performing oral sex on someone after they engage in anal sex. 2. After anal sex, wiping off the dirty penis or hand on the partner's upper lip, to simulate a moustache.

Doing your A, B, C’s—slang for cunnilingus. (This works. 9)

Donkey Punch—Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Supposedly induces a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

Drum Solo—slang for when a woman has an orgasm, referring to the rhythmic throbbing of the clitoris.

Dysmenorrhea—painful menstruation. 7

Bury the hatchet where it won't rust—slang for sexual intercourse

Bukkake—Pornographic movie genre where many men ejaculate on the face of an actress. 5

I just couldn't help myself, sorry but that is how it goes (In more ways than one. 3). And I just decided that hell if you can't make it about something meaningful (Or just too stupid to think of something else) make it about lewd sexual acts. It's the same with insults, you don't need to make them witty, just go straight for the intelligence; because only a few people can stand up to the barrage of unintelligent insults about their intelligence (Run-on sentence, I hated English. Fuck it! 2).So now its' coming down to the wire and I need to publish so tah!
(Fuck the British YeaH!*LJS*. 32seconds)

TiK, TiK, Tik, TiK. 1/6/07

2007-01-06T23:34:00.000-08:00

So it is a new year! Woooo! I already hate it. Getting kicked out on New Years,'nother court date on the 30^th.

So good stuff, ummm my Christmas didn't suck, got a MuDvAyNe Dvd & matchin' drumsticks, and a Psychostick's "We Couldn't Think of a Title". Played Final Fantasy 12 (and I hate the series!), and Twilight Princess from Zelda. The "Toilet Princess" (As Erin puts it) made me think of Wind Waker and how much it rocks. Played dat and now I'm gonna play Ocarina of Time, and play my ocarina (Yes I have one) along with it. And then I got a Cd called Thank You Purple Jesus (I ain't playing seriously). The 2^nd song by MeSoPoTaMia-Secret Snore sounds like old Nintendo music (You know the kind from the grey console). So I just hope someone, mainly the producer will tell me about it or someone hopefully if you read this and put it there at St. Vinny's, you can email me and tell me something.

Did I ever mention how much I like Wikipedia? I had a couple of revelations like I know what a Donkey Punch is and a Cleveland Steamer just makes me (sic!). Anyway, I love how Wiki has everything you could ever need. Even if it does make me fucking (sic!) as a dog.

PuLL aPaRT, To TeaR My TiMe iN TWo. 12/25/06.

2006-12-25T16:21:00.000-08:00

This is Erin. Looking retarded. HAHA!
So I'm actually able to post. It's one of those rare times when I have time to do my own thing and I'm actually spending it with my kids. Getting this far (Right now) has taken an hour.

Anyway. I slept for about four hours and came over to my moms house at 7. And now it's what quarter to 5. So after the breakfast stuffing it was a lunch fast and dinner stuffing. Now I'm just sitting here with my little girl (My oldest daughter actually), this is her first Christmas and she ain't even one. Thats on New Years Eve (Is that bad?) and I got her a Cherry Red '68 Fastback Mustang. It's a HoT WHeeL (If I got a real one it would be for me). Erin (My girlfriend, I guess) got it for me and Kaitlyn (My little girl) loves cars (she plays with her brothers). So I'm gunna' give her it.

So, So LoNG To BReaTHe. 12/15/2006.

2006-12-15T10:46:00.000-08:00

So long to post. So long to breathe, finality waits up front, but you're never without wanton destruction. Anyway I'm still alive (barely) just haven't been able to post lately. Anyway, just checking in on all of those that still look in on me. So have fun, this may be a last post sorta thing as I don't know when I will be able to post again.

One last thing before I go.

Does anyone understand DoNNie DaRKo? You know the movie with the 6ft tall demonic rabbit? It's about time travel but I'm trying to understand. E-Mail me with Donnie Darko in the title.

DRiNK aS SLoW, LooK TWiCe aND You'LL GeT FuKT. 11/03/06.

2006-11-03T00:00:00.000-08:00

This shit right here is for you
All your faces I can see
You all think it's about me
I'm about to break
Is this my fate?
Am I still damned to a life,
of misery and hate?
You will never know
What I've done for you
What you are
Got me through
I'd do it for you
I could have, never lived
If it wasn't, for you.

Some awesomeness for you guys there, is it snowing for you guys yet? It's doing it here, (up in iDaHiZZLe) and it sucks cuz then it just means more problems for everything, like how fucking cold it is, how fucked up driving is, how people reach new lows because of the Christmas rush. I used to hate Christmas, now I fucking hate it. (Just fucking with you hippies) I don't cuz I love the presents I gets. I love a lot of other presents from people. Not much to say today and you're all fucking lucky.

WHeN THe MooN iS SHiNiNG BRiGHT. 10/31/2006

2006-10-31T22:56:00.000-08:00

THaT'S HoW We RoLL uP iN iDaHiZZLe! 10/31/2006.

2006-10-31T22:39:00.000-08:00

Props to HoTTie THuG for this awesome picture. And just when I started thinking hey Idaho ain't so bad. This shit starts up and it's like "Fuck that shit! Fuck!"

Bunch of fucking retards there, I will make the distinction that southern Idahoans are probably more rednecked that their northern brethren (NoRTHSiDe YeeYeaH!). Yeah so all in Boise (Except for like three) can all fuck off and choke on a motherfucking dick!

4 out of 5 gay legs approve this message! Now in Idaho thats about how many actually have more than three cars that don't work. Now go and spread message about how potatoes is better up in Idahizzle yeeyeah!

eVeN iF You LiKe Me, FuCK You! 10/25/2006.

2006-10-25T01:35:00.000-07:00

Just sitting at my desk, just saying fuck the world (Like the song!). Needs to get up early like eight in the fucking morning (Pac Time (West Coast!)) so of course I am up still @ 1. Awesomely awesome how I don't learn.
Crucify then learn!

Yeah! So when I post this I will actually be taking off another post (15 on the page) and I actually like. Its' got Liz Vicious (And I don't care, she's hot as all fuck tho she's 3^rd for me) and she's like gothic/punk porn. Seriously she could start a new genre in pornography, instead of having like white, corpse-like nudes (I'm not above looking at them too!), they should have more like her. Dirty Avril! I mean Liz!

i WiSH My GRaSS WaS eMo, THaT WaY iT WouLD CuT iTSeLF. 10/23/2006.

2006-10-23T21:52:00.000-07:00

I recently googled myself and realized that the only thing I had to my name was an obituary of my father. Nothing else not even PiG reports. (How sad).

Anyway a few days of down time really brings things into perspective (Like how much of a life I don't have), a time to reflect upon things that suck, like having to sneak around at other peoples house cuz you don't want people *cough parents cough* to find you. Of course I realized that I like being clean* after being unable to shower for like four days.

I am currently looking for any form of musicry to listen to. I pirated some songs from Kittie (Better than any other chick band, or chick singer for that matter), anyway I figure that this is the would be the best way to get people to give me musicry information. See like the songs I got playing now include:

The Key to Gramercy Park :: Deadsy
Fuck the World :: Insane Clown Posse
Brackish :: Kittie
Planet of the Apes :: Mindless Self Indulgence
Mourning Palace :: Dimmu Borgir

So send me shit. I want to espand (got it) my musical libary(again).

* You know I can be dirty so don't even think of finishing that thought Hottie Thug

♂♂♂♂♂. 10/20/06.

2006-10-20T02:54:00.000-07:00

A little lesson in women for all that don't know much. You know who you are! And I will admit I break 1, 9, and 37. And I would figure I'm pretty good at 11.

50 things girls wish guys knew.
October 19th, 2006

1. Dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. If you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about you all the time.
7. This is how we see it … Don’t call = Don’t Care.
8. Which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive
is not necessary.
10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important
than how much you can bench-press.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down,
you go down; we shave, you shave.
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We’re allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Dont take longer to get ready than we do. Metrosexuals are not
sexy. Real men are.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us, you will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way?
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at
our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they
mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER
whitey-tighties!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh
mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down
on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt
us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Don’t start fights, it doesn’t make you look
cool and we’re not impressed
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard
tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form
of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we’d be a porn star
not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . :)
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships
are stressful enough!!!!!!!!!!
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy
a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling
and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable . . . we’ll appreciate the simple fact that you’re trying.
46. Just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt
mean shes not waiting by the phone.
47. You dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
49. Dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

aRe You FeeLiNG HaPPy? 10/18/06.

2006-10-18T22:26:00.000-07:00

A little banner from my street team. Loves MuDvAyNe so. But ever wanted to start a band? Local concerts only helped fuel the need to make music (Even after they said they would quit everything to just make music). I don't even remember when I first wanted to be in a band. Probably freshman year, that was a fun year. A whole year on suicidal medication for acne *cough Accutane cough*, a motherfucker picking on you, a chick that your friend "hooked you up with", a crush for the whole year that gets shot down. Yeah I love it, so all that music is about death, suicide and killing all you motherfuckers (You know I love you).

Yeah so I was down at a music shop today, (After leaving home @ 430 this morning) and asked the dude how much for the basic drum kit, (499 motherfuck) and for some reason I couldn't stop playing the drum solo from "The Blister Exists" from Slipknot and it would not leave. Awesome!

You'Re NoT JeSuS? You'Re BoB! 10/17/06

2006-10-17T02:35:00.000-07:00

Blasphemy!

Anywho. A little later in the day I write

Not again not till tonight.

A brief little quote upon the hallowed steps, a little some some for the peeps in the back row. With life on the right and choice to the left. Yeah I'm just kinda going on about stuff in the head. A brain dead motherfucker with no use to purpose of god. And yes I am Russian, I fucking hate Russians.

What a skeletal wreck of man I am. Translucent flesh and feeble bone. The kind of temple to which only whores and sinners come to. With my thumb on the pulse and a finger on the trigger, I remember everything to come. Because in the end all we do is all we've done. Props to Corey of Stone Sour.

You do not tell/ The rain not to fall/ The wind to blow/ The sun to rise/ Or grass grow// You tell/ Your heart not to beat/ It listens once/ But will not repeat.

i'M GoTHiC aND i HaTe eVeRyTHiNG, eXCePT FoR JuiCe. 10/13/06.

2006-10-13T12:42:00.000-07:00

Like all vices in life juice is the rare one that you can abuse and not suffer dire consequences (Although the dirrhea from overdosing on vitamin C is bad). Enyoy it! Drink at least 40 fucking ounces a goddamn day.

Again, just talking about yesterday. I am still pissed because all the motherfuckers in the mag had goddamn baby faced faces. Fucking fuck.

Got this place in town called JaVa and like Starbucks, all they sell is expensive coffee, and they give it fancy names like Bowl of Soul, haha I have no soul. But it is good coffee. And I think they lie about the ingredients, like mexican chocolate, just cocoa beans from Mexico. Hell would you honestly eat anything from Mexico (Taco Bell doesn't count) :: Answer no. But they do make their own whip cream (sic). It tastes like regular coffee (One of the ingredients), with espresso and Mexican chocolate.

Ok thats out the system and the caffeine is in. Javajavajavajavajavajavajava. I'll take some NyQuil later, little swig and I'll fall into a coma. "Hey this tastes like *bam you're in the coma*" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil we love you, you giant fucking Q

aT LeaST We'Re FuKT uP ToGeTHeR! 10/12/06

2006-10-12T11:05:00.000-07:00

So while in a little burst of energy I start looking for my journal. And while doing so my mother brings home this magazine, advance copy YeaH *LJS*. And while I do not have a problem with these people being goth. But honestly this is what people think gothic people should look like. Looking through the whole mag, I found only one person actually being gothic and having facial hair (Some fuck-hole with gothic christianity. Religion an oxymoron). It actually pissed me off because like they are all effeminate little eleven year old boys wearing mommies makeup. Yeah and this is the pot calling the kettle black but black and red are not the only colors. Trust me.

Honestly it kills me, but you don't have to be totally baby-faced with mommy's makeup on. You do not have to have your hair doing something everyday. You do not have to have forty fucking million piercings (They are cool though. Know when to stop!). You do not always have to be pissed (It helps). For some Gothicism is a phase in which you realize who the hell you are, either you leave and become a regular jack-off or you stay. Either one is good, but your outlook on life is the determining factor on who you are.

*Goths just realize that death is a step of the life cycle and courting it will do no harm. This is just my opinion, bring it on!

And lastly there are no rules in it; it is just a state of mind.

I can't believe I turned around and cut my own roots, but sometimes pruning is needed in order to grow stronger.

Oh and for you fuckers that don't believe me the chick on 26 in the spiky armor is fucking hot. Just kinda wanna slide up underneath her and let her feel my spike

THaT iS eXaCTLy WHaT i WaS GoiNG FoR. 10/10/06.

2006-10-10T01:06:00.000-07:00

Continuing on with my incessant need to create/detail/destroy shit urges, I have once again done some work on the audioblogger site. Not exactly going as well as I had hoped. I'm was actually hoping to put it in with this post, so it doesn't technically make a new one and get rid of the ones I made on blogger instead. So more work to be done. Oh well a fagets job is never done. And you know the kind I'm talking about. The one that does all the work and gets none of the credit. But I pat myself on the back because I did a good job (One gold star for me, none for you).
THe WHiTe TRaSH MiDDLe CLaSS GoTH

So hear is another clip of me going on about myself. Anyway kinda lack-luster start to something, I think that is just cuz I haven't mastered the basics of talking clearly and annuciating into the mic. But that will come with time. Oh and I got a greeting at the top, it's probably too low on the volume for you to hear the first time but play it again with the volume totally cranked.

oHHH Nooo! 10/09/06

2006-10-09T23:26:00.000-07:00

Jumping to conclusions

Feeding the illusions

They come to the light

Everyone sees aren't I bright?

Please break through to me

Bleed me through to the trough

Coming desparately

Like Strawberry Cough?

Anyway I found a place that would host some audio for me. Yay! (I guess) But I don't know what to talk about. So I'll just pop in from time to time to talk to you guys about shit that is on my mind. Enyoy!
Intro Hello

FuCKaBiLiTy! 10/09/06.

2006-10-09T00:05:00.000-07:00

" The Punching bag"

You are 76 fuckable!

Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 79% on humpers

Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

FaTe FeLL SHoRT THiS TiMe. 10/08/06.

2006-10-08T23:23:00.000-07:00

Are you a tool? Can I find another place?

These are the questions I ask myself (Everyday). Then I worry about being a hypocrite and forgeting my roots.

I actually met one of my old "friends" and she used to be a goth (Although that was tenuous). And hell she had grown up (And turned into a fox!) and was now part of the working class (Am I a hypocrite?). But after a long discussion about work (Work for same comp, diff locations), how many more kids I'm gonna have (None!), and something about vibrating condoms, I finally got home and realized that I had actually wasted a whole hour in the street with her. Anyway I'll probably see her again, just can't be certain of when. Oh and this isn't her, hell she ain't even legal yet. But you sick fucks can imagine that this chick isn't legal.

(You (sic) FuX!)

i CaLL HiM RoBiN HooD aND HiS MeRRy MeN! 10/05/06.

2006-10-04T00:10:00.000-07:00

Actually not much has happened in the time since the 26^th and now. Still working, still alive (in body), still breathing (cannot stop). Working on another blog, FuBaRoD. The reading from Wikipedia :: Medical Slang

FUBAR - "Fucked up beyond all repair;" a patient who is so sick or trauma-injured that they are beyond help, terminal, i.e., the guy who tried to commit suicide with a shotgun, but only blew off half his head and was still breathing when the paramedics arrived.

I changed it to reason for the soul purpose of it's beyond the help of anyone who can do anything with it right now.

You'Re NoT a RoBoT oR a MaN! 9/26/06.

2006-09-26T23:37:00.000-07:00

Anyway, today is an ok day. Tomorrow I got court and gotsta get up at 7. And right now what time is it (almost 11:30)? So I know I am just fucking myself over, of course, I did when I got pulled over and caught with ninja stars. Oh well fuck em all.

I realized today that the worst four letter word in the alphabet isn't really a bad word at all. In fact everyone says it and everyone allows it. I have refused to say it from now on until I realized who the fuck I am. I'm a man out of sync with his own program. Trying to find some kind of inner link. So what do you want from me? You see this time I cannot love another cunt, you drink as slow, look twice and you'll get fucked. So today is a day of infamy for me to learn that the world is a very cold and harsh place. And to find another kind of pain, I'm so blind. I've lost my way it seems, but (as always) I have those that pull me back and they don't even know they do (Hell they don't care).

Just fucking do it damn it! That is what I tell myself everyday, and I'm a cowardly man afraid to be myself. Tell me I'm a pussy and you're hotter than me. Given something to say, I'm superfly and I'll never fake. Sooner or later I'll like to erase them all and reclaim my place. But in the end does it really matter? You and me, we have no faces. Soon our lives will be erased, do you think they will remember? Or will we just be replaced?

SN00X! 9/22/06.

2006-09-22T00:57:00.000-07:00

I have to admit I do like those little double cheeseburgers. Fucking cheap and you can order the bigger patties on them too. So fuck you McDonalds (fuck you most Darrin)!

Anyway. I have this fucking split on my knuckle, and on the 19^th while being arrested I tried cauterizing it with my cigar. Apparently it doesn't work as well as movies suggest. Though it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.

YaY!

It still hasn't closed (or stopped oozing).

PaY THe PRieSTeRS iN JuDGiNG WiTH THeiR BeaT STiCK. 9/21/06.

2006-09-21T01:00:00.000-07:00

FUCK YOU PIGZ!

Nothing would give me more pleasure than (In words of ICE-T) taking every pig out and shooting them in the motherfucking head. Yeah thats right I got arrested late on the 19^th. And apparently it is illegal to have license plates in the front window (they have to be visible from the street). And did you find anything Officer Connelly? No! Thats right it was tobacco you fucking moron. So fuck you and I hope some fucking teenager blows a hole in your motherfucking head after asking you some question that doesn't make sense. I would laugh so hard because you were a dick and what comes around, goes around (I'm still waiting).

In any case with your attitude I wouldn't put it past you not living for three more years. That and some old ass bitch at the holding area has a problem with people being comfortable and not watching TV like a fucking vegetable (You know who you are). And Destiny if you read this, did you have fun? Just relax, is all kewl.

Too those who (truly) know me, don't let them throw me away when it comes to that. I would like to be remember semi-infamously and don't let them make a Lifetime movie about me. Angel ain't got nothing on me so girl you just fukt with whatever you think you got. Sorry. Anyway ask for me I don't care. I honestly believe you are that naive, to think about this (Course it does seem totally like me). And whatever you are getting at is probably not out of reach, so don't play these fucking games like a nine year old girl. So I probably hit you on your "threats". You're not the one I would need to fear.

iF i PRoMiSe NoT To KiLL You, CaN i HaVe a HuG? 09/19/06.

2006-09-19T02:08:00.001-07:00

Secular wonderings (or just random word meshings) are basically what I survive on. Trying to makes sense of the world. I like things in neat little packages that apply to the whole world. I don't like the fact that the chaos in man may (at times) put him at the throat of his best friend over something as insignificant as a song/ some food/ a women. But hell it happens to the best of us. Hypocrites/I'm gonna do this blind. Hypocrites/Your messiah was never mine. But forget about song lyrics for a moment and you can eat the thin mints at my funeral. See the world isn't fukt up, you're fukt up. And you're not FuKT! up but just confused. See that is how the world works (in mysterious and sometimes retarded ways).

They say he who gives everything he has, no matter how little, gives more than the richest gifts of a millionaire who gives a mere tithing. They also say something about sexism, but we all know equality is achieved in religion by claiming "symbolism".

But that is just me. See I likes me a woman with pale skin and the look like she might die soon. Course that doesn't me I don't like woman's with meat and a (REAL!!!) tan.
So let the music play, and forget about today and just hope for tomorrow (today). Look to the sky just before you die. It's the last time you will. (Well fuck yeah, you're gonna die!).

THe WoRLD aiN'T FaiR. 9/17/06.

2006-09-17T00:26:00.000-07:00

It pisse's me off when you pay for a service (like DSL) and they are like 'Oh sorry we fucked up and now you receive a credit.' Shouldn't happen in the first place but it does. So working for a corporation (QWeRST) and that happens I'm on the other line and I'm telling them they will receive the credit. And they bitch that it shouldn't happen in the first place. And I'm like yeah, whatever douche bag.

I also love getting free shit. But sometimes I feel like a (HoMo)Hobo. Ne-way if people give me free shit I ain't gonna complain, but they better not ask for them back. Once given I is mine (MWaHaHaHa) and too bad.

Oh NO *High-Pitched Voice*.

HaPPy FuCKiNG BiRTHDaY! 9/06/2006.

2006-09-06T23:59:00.000-07:00

Whooo! This is actually a day late because I went to jail for a three day stint and had no access to a comp. (Or deodorant!)

NSFW (NeVeR SaFe FoR WoRK). 9/03/2006.

2006-09-03T00:09:00.000-07:00

As you should all know by now that this site is never a safe place to visit in front of co-workers/ acqaintances. (Basically anybody that doesn't know you well enough to understand the inner machinations of your mind). My point is this should never be viewed while at work with either female or homosexual workers. Period. End of story.

What happens when your foundation of your life crumbles? I don't know because they don't teach it in school. And honestly right now, (Aside from quoting movies) I have this wave of melancholy sweeping through me and I feel as though I will always be a loser, working in a dead-end job, scraping money to spend. Always.

Anyway onto happier news, the title link is a good one! (Not lying this time, promise).

Sometimes the wave of melancholy is so heavy and depressing that the thoughts (You know the ones) come and I wonder why I even breathe? I look at my little daughter when she smiles at me and bounces up and down talking in her own language. And then all my sorrow is lifted and I realize that my own thoughts and feelings a petty and insignificant. What matters is how much she and I mean to each other. And how I will have two more in December, and how they at least need to know me somewhat.

i'M oLD eNouGH To KNoW You'Re a WHoRe. 8/31/2006.

2006-08-31T00:29:00.000-07:00

Yeah but do I care? That is the million dollar question on the minds of people (Only one actually). It's one I don't care about yeah so what you wanna fight about it? And I realized that sometimes you have to emote so people know what you're talking about? YEAH! *LiL' JoN STyLe*. But you have to have done them repeatedly for people to actually know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah (SaM on Jimmy Neutron)! There is a difference and if you listen to rap and watch Nickelodeon (Me) then you know it. But for those of you that don't

YEAH! *LJS* is loud and obnoxious.

Yeah! *SaM* is simple and quick.

And I learned a quick lesson that I should've learned when I was two years old, never taste anything that you don't know what the fuck it is. Unless you are certain that is food. Had one of those little chiller cups (With water in between two layers that freezes) and I was filling it with water. And there was this foam on the lip of it, first I was like 'Looks like ice.'

So I touch it. Not frozen its a foam. So I lick it. Fruity and I'm walking down the hall and it turns all bitter in my mouth. So I spit it out and fight puking for five minutes.

And my woman won't load the dishwasher and I ask her 'Why won't you reload the dishwasher?' And she says 'I don't load.' And I say 'Well you take them.'

'What?'

'Nothing!'

Got a new kitten at a church bazaar (I almost exploded). And she names him BiNX and I want to name him HeRoiN BoB (After HeRoiN BoB in SLC PuNK) and she says no. So what do I do? Keep calling him HeRoiN-FuCKiNG-BoB!

YEAH! *LJS*.

iT iS MTV, THeY HaTe MuSiC THeRe. 8/26/06.

2006-08-26T21:56:00.000-07:00

Good link this time. Ripping on Ozzy's show, about making a band that goes to Ozzfest. Trust me you'll love it. Hell I love it just for the music in it. But thats just me, loving music. Just finished DeTHKLoK (It's on earlier than 12:45 A.M. tomorrow).

Anyway, I work tomorrow, and it isn't training. So I will be answering phones, but I don't think it will be all that bad. Unfortunately, I don't have a ride, so I guess I'm basically fucked but who cares? Apparently not you guys.

Don't give me this
Don't give me that
Sometimes I wish that line was flat
Sometimes I stand on that precipice
Sometimes I wish
Sometimes I wish

One of my favorite poems, the author is a sick fuck who only thinks of suicide and death. A (sic) fuck to be sure but not unlike me.

Anywho. You fuckers didn't come here to hear me rant about myself, (maybe) but I doubt it. I'm not famous enough to care about.

So my woman is talking about leaving and going to Bellevue (Washington) and living with her sister. I know it should bother me (a lot!), but it doesn't because all I do is drag her down. WiLLie LoMaN SyNDRoMe (What I call it) is when you have all the dreams in the world (When young) and not acheiving those dreams and growing old (I mean FUCKING OLLLLLDDDD) and still believing that you will attain them. Of course you could I guess (now), but not and someone has an epiphany and tells you that you never will and you realize that you never will and you kill yourself.

Not bad I suppose. But why do it in a car?

SHuT THe HeLL uP! 8/24/06.

2006-08-25T00:02:00.000-07:00

As you presently be aware of, my grammar sucks. And I can't spel.

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay! DoG.

How totally inappropriate.

Ever want something so bad, that you would do anything for it? Then you realize that you actually wanted what you had before? This is happening to me, but staying the course and hoping it won't end up with me on the shaft. (Crossing fingers, ~~praying~~, hoping) But what happens when you look back and realize that you should've gone for it? (And you didn't) Huh? What? You get upset. (And buy a gun and kill yourself!)

But what can you do if you don't take chances?

A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.

Jim Jones.

Anyone know him? James Warren "Jim" Jones (May 13, 1931 – November 18, 1978) was the American founder of the Peoples Temple cult. On November 18, 1978, most Peoples Temple members committed mass suicide by drinking poison in their isolated agricultural intentional community called Jonestown, located in the jungle of Guyana. Jones was found dead from a gunshot wound to the head among the 914 corpses there.

You'Re QuiTe THe TaLKaTiVe LiTTLe Fella, aReN'T Ya? 8/22/06.

2006-08-22T16:29:00.000-07:00

According to myth gypsies crafted five nails for Christ's execution not four. The fifth nail was meant to pierce his heart, but the gypsies hid the fifth nail from the roman soldiers. In some stories the gypsies were punished by God for prolonging Christ’s suffering, and in others they were rewarded for attempting to protect him. The fifth nail is said to have been a real religious artifact with miraculous powers. Its existence today is somewhat questionable, unless you consider the metaphor.

I got another post that goes along with this first post, so tomorrow (Today) it will be up (Even though it will probably be Thursday).

Ever get part of a song stuck in your head? Annoying as fuck isn't it? Yeah, right now it is CoNTRoL(Tink dat is dah name) from PuDDLe oF MuDD.

I love the way you look at me.

I love the way you smack my ass.

I love the dirty things you do.

I have control of you.

If you hear the song it should leave your head? (Shouldn't it?) But if it doesn't that means that it will never leave and the only way you can get rid of it is to kill yourself (Buy a gun and kill yourself!). Anyway the song that is in your head is probably shared with someone in your head, which should means that if they hear the song they should think about you? (Fuck I'm confused!)
Lovely.
And yes I am a cocky motherfucker.

No that is not me in there, I swear it.

CaN I HeLP You eNJoY THaT? 8/21/06.

2006-08-21T00:30:00.000-07:00

Seriously, this game isn't bad. A mix of BooKWoRM and Wheel of Fortune. But the only limit is on your ability to complete the question on the top (And level 11). But try it you might like it (not as much as HoBoWaRS or RuNeSCaPe), but you might.
Or you can just say FUCK IT!
But many things happen in life that fuck it up and you realize that there is nothing you can really do but stay the course (And hope like hell is all cool).

Today is like that, but it's getting better (Like getting closer to 2:45) and I realized that it's not ALL my fault (Though most of the time it is)

HeLLa-dumb!

HeLLa-fucked up!

Why you gotta HeLLa-be-like that?

This is HeLLa-bullshit!

Fun stuff.

DeTHKLoK is on tah!

THaNKiNG You FoR SMoKiNG. 8/20/06

2006-08-20T00:49:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I have that picture of the GRiM ReaPeR with a newspaper that says tobacco deaths will total 1 billion this century.

In the epic words of Martin Luther King.

I have a dream.

And that is to be the one billionth death from big tobacco. I know it is a long shot but hell I can't help it if I want to try. Does that make me a masochist?

Probably, probably not. I really don't give a shit. I can at least try for goals in life. That is all my life is: No plans just goals. Well hell, why try at all? (Why not just buy a gun and kill myself?) Would that be brutal enough for you?

Yay tomorrow is SuNDaY (FuCK CHuRCH! You know what I is saying HoTTiE THuG)! And new DeaTHCLoCK (DeTHKLoK) is on! Is going to be some funny shit about MuRDeRFaCe'S birthday. On Cartoon Network/Adult Swim/12:45. Watch it, live it, love it.

WaR iS THe FoRCe THaT GiVeS uS MeaNiNG.8/18/06.

2006-08-18T01:37:00.000-07:00

So I go back to ZaZZLe because I read that more of my shirts have come in. So that is good. My red fist isn't in though so I made it (again). And I want people to visit this link (I know it is in the title, maybe I want you to visit it?)

ANTi-MaNiFeSTo.

But the red fist should be up soon on ZaZZLe so I will link to that later.

Something isn't it tho?

Anarcho-Geek
by
Galevay

Get this custom t-shirt at Zazzle

PRaNCiNG NouGaT iN THe MeaDoW. 8/16/06.

2006-08-16T01:04:00.000-07:00

So a t-shirt from me (THe PHuCKeR). Yeah I'm promoing myself, cuz if you buy 20 of them and get people to buy 20 of them, I figure I won't need to work. Yeah *Lil' Jon Style*.

Got more but I can't find them, just waiting until they show up, cuz I figure that they will show after a day or two. But got another that has a red fist of anarchy. "Freedom! Rise up for me!"

WHaDDYa MeaN BooZe iSN'T FooD. 8/15/06.

2006-08-15T01:35:00.000-07:00

It is not food. But cmon' does it matter if you are a billionaire with a fuckload of money (yes Billionaire means lots of money). I know it has been a while. Hell I've been sick for awhile and I haven't posted because I just loaf on the couch and wait for work to come.

This is from NeWGRouNDS. Cheap place to pick up some hentai and laffs (Remember Retarded Animal Babies). It's awesome. I remember playing ping-pong for an hour to see number 5. I believe it is the best aside from the 11^th it is the best ever.

You know what else I hate? Some people that act like they can control you but really have no authority. Pisses me off. What I hate more? People who actually let them other people control them.

I hate myself so much!

Anyway I think I am on the home stretch of freedom, it is almost as sweet as two pussies riding the cock at the same time.

Freedom, Rise up for me!

PuNKS NoT DeaD. 8/6/06.

2006-08-06T11:20:00.000-07:00

Punk is not dead... it's just in a coma. The values that they stand for today are not the same as back in the day. Today they have been canned and sold to the masses as fashion. In a discussion, I informed people that no one is unique, in the sense that unique is being different, and being different from everyone else makes no one unique. It is one of those words that is an oxymoron in itself. So in an attempt to revive the old standard of punk, I have taken to the streets in my mob. A small try, in the giant mechinations of the world.

I know I asked this but has anyone ever seen SLC PuNK --->

Good story of a punk in 1985 in, where else Salt Lake City (the MoRMoN stronghold). He talks about how he tries to fuck up the system, in the end he fails, loses a friend (Poor Heroin Bob, and he doesn't die from heroin (he's afraid of needles)), and becomes part of the machine. But it tells of how he survives an almost unstoppable spiral of self-destruction.

And I'm am pissed of at DiCKSHuNaiR-e.KoM, they don't have "self-abuse" (7/23 post). But a WeBSTeRS does. It means masturbation by WeBSTeRS, but not an online dictionary (they don't even have MaSTuRBaTioN).

BuLLSHiT!

And Fidel (CaSTRo), I wish you the best.

eVeRyTHiNG i SaY iS a Lie, eXCePT THaT. aND THaT, aND THaT. 8/01/06.

2006-08-01T01:07:00.000-07:00

So I am sitting in my little room. Wondering about how tomorrow (today) will be. Will it be fun? Boring? Lonely?. Honestly I could give less of a shit because it will be all three at the same time. I quit caring about three hours ago, when I left work. My main man (MiKo) works with me although he has the early shift, so I don't see him. I got a man as a go between that we both know.

And have I ever told you how much I like LoWeS hardware store. Oh yeah! I love it aLoT! (A LOT! Moron!)

Yeah the previous post was actually yesterday's, I just didn't think I would post again, but today is the 1^st, so the previous post is the 31^st's and today is the 1^st's. Just wanted to clear that up for you guys.

BeTHReZeN iS DyiNG. 8/01/06.

2006-08-01T00:00:00.000-07:00

So have you ever made a mix CD for someone? Ever pull out the stops? Finding all the songs for the perfect mix is tough business. Making covers are difficult (Tanx that I don't have to draw them). And making sure all the songs flow semi-smoothly (Not to mention sound good). Finally setting it all down onto paper so you can see all the songs on the CD.

HTML HeLP

Ok ok. All done. But I actually wanted to mention this on a previous post (Way back in March). Has anyone tried LiMeWiRe? Because this motherfucker works likes butter (Greasy, real greasy). Not as many songs on it as Napster or Kazaa, but fewer files on the database require payment.

This is a unpaid advertisement by a happy customer (One that likes porn).

GuiTaR aND MaSTuRBaTioN aRe oNe aND THe SaMe. 7/30/06.

2006-07-30T01:09:00.000-07:00

So I heard this from one of my friends who played the guitar (AND hooked me up). He said "Hell, playing the guitar and masturbating are one and the same. Your picking hand does the work, while the chord hand tickles your balls."

Sick shit but totally true. Why would I lie?

So the BKK has pulled off some manner of destruction. Tanx to DoRKy Thug and Thuggy Thug. A little bit of theft. Tanx ALOT to HoTTie THuG. Mobbing is a little hard to start with chains holding you down, but we still find time for it. Special tanx to KaT for letting us hide in yourn pad. Gots a cart to trick (Pimp, style whatever) out. And so many places for races, hopefully it can get fixt up. HT suggested that we use the cart in the
ReD BuLL, BiTCHeS FLuG-TaG and SoaP BoX RaCe. But we (I) ain't got the money and the FLuG-TaG is already over.

ByaaaaaH!

2006-07-28T13:45:00.000-07:00

This isn't my kid. But he is fucking awesome.

So working...working...working sux ballz. I don't sit next to mah homies and next to all these fuckers that hate me. At least that is the vibe I get. Some dumb fuck punk who worked there for years doesn't have to do shit. He acts like "management" and "makes sure everyone does their job". WTF about your job, do it and stop throwing that little green fucking ball around.

Anyways in further news I have found people who want to be in the BKK, but for right now it's just a tiny mob. Little vandalism hur, little theft thur. It's all good in terms of I've never felt more alive. And have you ever had that feeling of something so cool that it makes you sick.

Freakin' Sweet *Peter Griffin voice*.

Yeah so when the "mob" (3 people so far) gets together we do shit like that.

So SNooX!

BuSiNeSS iN THe FRoNT, PaRTy iN THe BaCK. 7/27/06.

2006-07-27T02:16:00.000-07:00

Every town
Has its' ups and its' downs.
But not in Coeur D'Alene.
Every town
Has its' ups and its' downs.
But not in Coeur D'Alene.

(And Post Falls and Rathdrum and Athol).

Anyone ever see the animated Robin Hood, the one where he is a fox. Little John is singing about Nottingham (about how much it sux) and I related this to our state. Today is good day. (MMMMMMMM) So I thought I would share as to why it is a good day. Because it is. Ever have one of those days where you roll out of bed and it feels like a sux@$$ day. And then it turns out to be good. Well that is how it happened and that is why it is a good day. Just because it didn't sux bad.

Skip Skiffington is the last angry jew.

(So has anyone heard of CRoTCHDuSTeR? Nobody, damn! Click the title then. Fun-e Shit, I promise.)

New stuff then? Ummm. Put your hands together like your going to hit a volleyball, except interlock the fingers. Bend your thumbs a couple times then repeat after me. (While bending the thumbs)
QueaF!
And walk up behind people and do that. Of course you can just say ToaSTy! like the guy from MoRTaL KoMBaT. Or just do the running thing with your hands at the sides of your head and go:
DiNG,DiNG,DiNG,DiNG,DiNG,DiNG,DiNG,DiNG!

CoKCTaKo

2006-07-25T02:00:00.000-07:00

Yes it is a word in the BoS. But I decided to use it. Just because you can say it as a noun/adjective/adverb, and it works all the time. It is spelled incorrectly because that is how I made in a song I wrote.

PiHKaL and TiHKaL by Alexander "SaSHa" Shulgin and his wife Ann. He is the one that brought back MDMa (better known as XTC). XTC was actually made in 1912 by MeRCK. It was picked up by Shulgin in 1965, and launched his career. In 1972 though it hit the club scene in Dalls, Texas (Seems to be the Texans, don't it? I bet Bush was there). But it is amazing how informative a weed magazine can be isn't it? And I thought it only talked about marijuana.

"Lordy I lost my hymen to an consenting Practicing Buddhist Monk and I be consenting Virginal Catholic Nun : AMEN , TANX , JESUS!"

*BLaSPHeMy*

Today is a shitty day. And those that know me should go fux themselves. Thats right I said it.

FuX JeW!

FuX JeW aLL!

CaRT-To-aSS JouST.

iN Da SHoWa'.

BeST DRiNKHoLDeR eVeR.

MayKS Me WaNT RuGBy.

oiL-e.

aDRiaNS TiTZ. 7/24/06

2006-07-24T01:23:00.000-07:00

Here we go. Finally.

I also decided to add another picture that I found. Hopefully you think it is as funny and disgusting as I thought it was. That is just some sick shit. Hell I might suck my womans' titz if she were lactating, but they say that is the mother of GoD but why is he so old. Maybe she just kept him the oven a bit too long.

OMFG! 7/23/06.

2006-07-23T22:52:00.000-07:00

Upon days and days of mindless litany, I have come to a hard conclusion.
Is God a man? All for equal rights between the sexes can't say no. Because the BiBLe (I only bold it because it is an important book. No matter how much I hate it and want to piss on it) refers to GoD as him and he. And JeSuS was a Jew because his parents were descended from Jews. You can't say he wasn't otherwise it is the same with HiTLeR. His grandma or other blood relation was a Jew. (The only reason I say other blood is: I am told his mother was a Jew).

Q: What's a cat's favorite drug?
A: MEOWthamphetamine
And so my night continues with my self-abuse. So from 10:52-11:48, I "self-abused" myself. Don't worry I wasn't "hurt". Look up S-A in the thesaurus, funny stuff I tink. Don't know but sooner or later I will tell you what I really mean.

And do they ever tell you what to do when your foundation crumbles. I don't know. They didn't teach it in school. And I would have a great picture of Adrian Curry's (Now KNiGHT) TiTZ, but BLoGGeR is taking forever.

And there is nothing wrong with FooBieS (Fayk+BooBieS). Just putting that out there before I go to sleep, because I want all you guyz and gurlz to know about the wonderful word:

FooBieS!!!

FooBieS!!!

FooBieS!!!

WHeN DeaTH RePLaCeS LiFe. 7/21/06

2006-07-21T00:47:00.000-07:00

Man it has been forever hasn't it? Well it is going to be when you get kicked out of your place of residence.

SOOOO I won't be able to go to my Uncles wedding today, and Have to waste more money to rent a motel for a week while the tempers cool. AND luckily I got back in to my residence (My MoMS HouSe).
So this is a little downtime I have to post so I'm smokin'em while I got'em.
I also have a job (YaY! *SaRCaSM*) and are part of the machine now.

Hey I needs money for smokables. Oh sorry for the long loading times, work won't let me pull up any archives and I wants my friends to sees my accomplishnments (iKNoW).

BBD aND HoW MaGGie iS a CuNT. 7/08/06.

2006-07-08T00:07:00.000-07:00

Break the rules of society and when the judge asks you why you did it say 'They're meant to be broken.' In this state I live in (red bloc party, sub tested lake in WW2, and large amount of the Rockies), the judges don't really give a shit. So I up and tells'em that they are part of the nihlistic machine pushed and oiled by bush (doesn't deserve the respect of a capital). And that went over great!
Fuck'em!-------->

So I hopped back onto the caffeine train. Gots me a quad-pak of MoNSTeR. And these are events from early this morning (cuz I am actually writing on the 7^th and 11:58 p.m., but when I post it will be the 8^th. FuX YeaH!) had two of them before midnite and another before 1. And it was great I was bouncing of the wallz (demz da mhad skilz), yet I couldn't yell (or run naked) and I am preparing to wake up and have a massive headache. Know what I am going to do? Take some eQuaTe with the Hi-C in them. Then take some energy pillz (cuz days (sic)), and bounce off the wallz some more.

FuX YeaH!

And in my efforts to drop myself from Hi-C, I smoked some green tea leaves, like smoking pot with a pop can. Yeah that didn't turn out to well.

PLaCe YeR BeT, DoN'T BeaT Yo' MeaT. 7/06/06.

2006-07-06T00:04:00.000-07:00

So I'm sitting at my desk wondering about my posts, how can I get it so raunchy, (raunchily-pornographic (and disgusting)).

So my day begins with me getting up and pissing into a skull, with my wife looking at me and saying "Are you pissing into your hand?" and I realize that I don't have a skull to piss in. (nag nag nag). So after I wash my hand, I go for a banana and peel it. Only it seems to have many layers of peel, and everyone who saw me peeling the banana sez "That's a huge lowd." Like I know. So I move onto the bath I was taking and apparently the dogs like licking my "banana". My meal before I actually started my day was a salad, and all it seems that was in there was lettuce. When my mom got home she complained about what happened to the tree. (nag nag nag). I went to work and everyone complimented me on my beautiful smell, and they gave me a cute pink slip saying that I smelled too good to work at that shit-hole. On my way home I met a dyslexic cop who thought a speed sign was 35 m.p.h. when it clearly stated 53. God what a dumbass. So I have a court date on the 5^th day of the 29^th month so that is what, that's December 5^th of 2008.

Freakin' Sweet *Peter Griffin voice*.

So my wife is beating the mailman because he's trying to steal something. (I forget). And she says that I am so smart that she is leaving because she says she's too stupid to live with me and ruin my great I.Q. it's around 10 (I think) which is the best.

Right?

SKiTTLeS MeaN SKiLLZ, WHaT aRe You FRoM iDaHo? 7/04/06.

2006-07-04T22:00:00.000-07:00

So again I post only this time I have plenty of energy to expend on my creative thought. But since I am trying to come down from caffeine, I wake up with headaches because that is what caffeine does to you. Not as bad as heroine (I hear). Even pills have caffeine in them (the Equate ones), so you can imagine how hard it is to get off the C. But this is just a picture post mostly.

I'm just here to tell you to have a Mother-fuckingly happy erotic ball-busting, clit-bitingly good 4^th of July.

Oh, and don't blow off your hand, or yer dick/clit/tits, whatever.

iN 177666, aMeRiCa WaS BoRN a BaSTaRD aND a SoN-oF a-BiTCH. 7/03/06.

2006-07-04T12:05:00.000-07:00

But the real story is about an occupation, a little known one about Peg Boy. In the old days of circumnavigating the world, the ships would have a boy (or man) who would sit on a peg, bare-assed and waiting. And when the urge for some "company" would strike the captain he would have his way with the boy or (or man). Sick and disgusting, but all true, I swear it.

SoMe QuiCK QueSTioNS

What the hell is 4D ultrasound?

If you drop the Stars and Stripes bar, on the ground, do you have to burn it?

Why do they call it white chocolate? It doesn't have any cocoa in it.

You Are 32% Lady

You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.

And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Are You A Lady?

Little test I did and wow no wonder why Chris Cornell turns me on. (Jesus Christ).

GeNDeR STReNGTH

LeSBo'S------------------------->(little meaty-muscular)

WoMeN

HoMo'S.

BLu KLuX KLaN. 7/01/06.

2006-07-01T02:16:00.000-07:00

This faget little man, is a disgrace to all those who like Tigger. Oh there's Spiderman, oh well fuck him. Fuck him in his stupid asshole.

The BLu KLuX KLaN is not to be confused with the KKK. We are not for white power, but for anarchy. (hell I could've said something like blue-collar power. But fuck'em, that's what Blue Collar TV is for. Empower the lowest rung to another rung which by that time is the lowest, again. And the cycle continues.) But the BKK has been confused with the BLaK KLuX KLaN and the BuRGeR KiNG KLaN. It is a small group of individuals who don blue book covers (the elastic kind) as masks and does some stupid shit. THe PHuCKeR or in my RiTaLiN circle, MR. GiGGLeS, the head honcho of it, and lately we haven't done anything really good.

God I suck. Since when is it so wrong to shit on someones porch or piss on the door handle? HMMM? When? What a waste of time trying to.

Have I become like the crazy cat lady? Tending to my blog with a maternal instinct, posting everyday day or so? Yay verily, I say unto you. Doth pearls who scoff shalt pass the swine who praise, on the way down. And he shall bless them with the snowy liquid of life. MWaHaHaHaHaH.

WHy MuST PeoPLe CoMe To a CoNSeNSuS WHeN THeY'Re PiSSeD. 6/30/06.

2006-06-30T15:20:00.000-07:00

The copyright business is booming it seems. Everyone is on the verge of getting something. But today it seems we are just getting lazy and just cramming stuff together like these images.

When are we going to stop being so lazy? One word. Never! Of course this doesn't bother me, as long as I can understand what the creator is trying to get across. So neither should you and IF you don't you should shot thrice (three time).

Actually today is just about how everyone talks shit about something (America) and when something bad happens (9/11) they fanaticize and do nothing but talk about how great it (America) is. Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with America (Except it's laws about drugs) and I enjoy the freedoms we get from living here. So fuck fuck fuck you in the asshole W., fuck you in your stupid asshole with Longhorn dick. Jesus banged Marie for miles and Nero was a god. Satans' bitch is in the White House and doing his job everyday.

*LauGHaBLe*

Done with that then.

True WMD's.
In a time such as this one needs to go and "expand" ones mind.*hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink*

Wait, no we can't, damn you DEA for ruining everything I never even got to enjoy (really). And now the urges are weak, but still there. I'm such a loser that I laff (not enough funny to totally write out) at TLC's Take Home Chef. THC the psycho-active drug in marijuana, I just started laffing while watching a Baby Story (not under my own will). I wouldn't touch that shit with my ten-foot pole (my dick).

But I am going to wrap this up before I start ranting, or rambling...that reminds me of a funny story about coffee logs that you put in the fireplace.

WHiTe RHiNo

2006-06-28T01:27:00.000-07:00

Good ganj place

This was the first pot I ever smoked that tore me up. It's the best because I was first smoking it in my friends front yard (MeRTZ you fucker) at like 10 p.m.. We just sat on lawn chairs right in front of the road. Hell we didn't care. About 10 minutes after my first hit, I felt FuKT uP! The fear crept into me because sitting in a lawn chair and tilting my head back I felt like a bobble-head on a dash.

A HoRSe iS a PiG THaT DoN'T FLy STRaiGHT

2006-06-26T23:37:00.000-07:00

For all of you that don't know, (there is a minority of you that don't) this is Eric Estrada. He played on a cop show called "CHIPS" (California HIghway Patrol (don't know what the "S" is for, maybe Show).) and he was the Mexican guy. I forget his name. Oh well.

Back to the task. This title is KoRN/Life is Peachy/10.Wicked. It's a cover from Ice Cube, featuring Chino Moreno from the Deftones. Actually it's really cool, but the best one is Twist, coming in with 59 seconds of no words (Just Jon beatboxing or some shit). Awesome, yeah.

So here I am with my pack of Monster and cheap Rip-It's, my heart all thumping in my chest like bass. And I have been sitting on the couch all day wondering about drugs. Two of the best books I heard about pyschedelic drug making are PiHKAL and TiHKAL (thats exact spelling, try googling or on amazon.com), there are over 150 drugs you can make in there per book. Freakin' Sweet *Peter Griffin voice*.

Still wanting to get some White Rhino you know what I mean. And I have gotten to the point where I don't have any money so I can't buy any smokables. So the genus (genius) in me is going to take some leaves from my trees, wrap them and smoke them.

DeMoNiCK

2006-06-22T00:31:00.000-07:00

Just seems to me that laughing babies are demonickle. Not like teh single one. But multiple ones laughing at the same time are just evil. (And yet it is still so funny!)
Gots mah farwurx. Nice bottle-rockets and farcrakrs. (Oh and some sparklers. They can melt plastic like that *snaps fingers* and yet because of some aSS GoBLiNS we can't play with the semi-explosive ones.

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|Ever wonder what it would be like for
|_DaRTH MauL going down on you ladies?? Thanks dad for saying it (R.I.P.).

NoTHeR FuN-e BaY-B

aLL THaT GLiTTeRS iS NoT GoLD

2006-06-21T03:02:00.000-07:00

So it's been awhile (again) since I posted but I got a sweet new game, on the 18^th. And that has taken all the time from then until now. Worked as a coiler in a PVC pipe factory. Got fired (again). Ummm. Shit that's actually it. Worked from 3-11pm at iNTeRSTaTe PLaSTiC and got super-addicted to energy drinks. MoNSTeR "KHaoS" is my fave, (right now) but I haven't forgotten my first ReD BuLL, BiTCHeS. The only reason why I am not drinking ReD BuLL, BiTCHeS is because on the price tag. MoNSTeR "KHaoS" is cheaper than ReD BuLL, BiTCHeS, but I will save up money to get a twenty pack of ReD BuLL, BiTCHeS. I need one right now so I will leave and maybe masturbate. Bye.

ReD BuLL, BiTCHeS

DaY oF THe BeaST

2006-06-07T00:35:00.000-07:00

In Back to the Future 2. When Marty goes into the future, he changes the whole timeline. He wouldn't have his own family. This is because the whole existence continues on without him. Jennifer, his girlfriend, would still be alive but with someone else. So now that is cleared up.

So The Omen came out today, so you know that there is going to be some dumbshit doing something satannical. It's just in human nature to be curious (i.e. stupid) & D-V-eNT. Just wait it will be in the papers tomorrow.

I Naired my crotch today (3 days ago) and it's still smooth. But if you do decide to use it, use the fake razor. I washed it off and it was like The Fly where he peels off his fingernail. It didn't hurt, but I knew it should have. And when I pulled on the hair, it gave with some force, not a lot. It separated from the skin and a patch was missing. Mangy

DiSGuSTiNG! (vury, vury).

For those in a sexual rut, have you tried her on top on an ottoman? Its wide enough to hold me, yet small and low enough for her to put her feet on the floor, if she wants to. It's about 2'wide x 3'long x 1'high. Leads to the good squirting orgasms.
Yeah

FouRTH aND FiNaL (FoR ToDaY)

2006-06-03T23:44:00.000-07:00

KRaZy KoReaN KoP.

aiee chihuahua!

WoNDeR HoW LoNG THeY WaiTeD

PySCH!

NiCe To KNoW

SouNDS LiKe My NeiGHBor

aCTuaLLy iT'S eLK

aT LeaST iT'S NoT CoW

iNSTa-KiLL

CHiLoGNa

2006-06-03T23:10:00.000-07:00

Today I feel really inventive (borders along rambling more like it). But I maybe I am catching up for all the lost time I wasted doing my own thing and living in a house of my own. So what this is my third post in one day!

Holy goddamn-jesus ball tits ass goblineer!

I might even post once more before today turns into tomorrow right now it's 313v3n 73n 9 M.

So this is another way of me saying look at the way the world is run today. When I was at the concert you could only smoke in the bathroom. And the drunk fuckers in there were pist (I know). So one dumb fucker is like "This isn't United States of Canada." Well hell Canada hasn't run a deficit since '97, isn't involved in Iraq, and has legal marijuana. And hey all the fagets can get married there. Are you a "terrorist", sympathizing with convicts, well they ain't got a death penalty. So go to Canada, 9 out of 10 Terroristic, Pot-Smoking, Butt-Fucking Pussies say it's the best.
_{Disclaimer: Except for that little country of Rand-McNalley, where people walk on their hands and burgers eat people.}

The title for this post comes from a meat in a sandwich I ate while doing community service. CHiLoGNa: It is a reference to a pressed meat made from two or more different kinds. Chicken and Bologna equals CHiLoGNa, but not all CHiLoGNa equals Chicken and Bologna.

Wa -Ma t &GREAT FLO

2006-06-03T21:33:00.000-07:00

This list I compiled while I worked in Wal-Mart (in Post Falls, on Mullan)
Cosmetics/Body Ointments-2,46,65
Stationary-3
Automotive-10,11,12
Hardware-14,15
Sporting Goods-9
Shoes-25
Garden-16
Home Furnishings-20,21,22
Infants-26
Toys-7
Electronics-5,13
Domestics/Clothes-28,29,33,34,35
Furniture-17
Pharmacy-40
Pets-8
Food/Pop(2 liters) and Water-92,95
Impulse Items-34,84
Maintence-1,99

Hur's something I found while the little catalog of blogs rolled through. Po-M's. Just cuz I write about destruction and deviance doesn't mean I don't have an artistic side. Heres a Fib:

Maim
Kill
Destroy
Murder All
Destruction Comes Here
And I follow it willingly.

So there you go, the list is for shoplifting so, you know what departments are being watched. And the name is from when the store was first started up (WAL-MART & GREAT FLOORS). No joke.

oSMoSPeeD-QuiCK ReLeaSe ADReNaLiNe PiLLS

2006-06-03T13:15:00.000-07:00

There comes a point in time when an adrenaline rush becomes an addiction. Sometimes its the point when you are stealing a CD, some money, or sex toy. Some times you can get a simple rush from just OWN1NG someone. 19239.

Anyways I started posting again right after I got back from the SeeTHeR concert in Spokane. So that makes today the 3^rd of June. Oh well fuck it. So from March to June, I've had three court dates, a firing from Wal-Mart(for pushing a cart into the back right quarter-panel of a 2002 Dodge Pickup ::haha fuck you Ed Naylor, I knew I hit it, but faked I didn't), got married, over 2800 dollars of back pay for death benefits, had to move in with my mom, got high, almost punched out a 40 something year old bitch, and the concert.

Yeah

oNe, TWeLVe, You CaN Go To HeLL

2006-03-07T20:00:00.000-08:00

WOOOOO Pot! Saw it on the Simpsons with Phish on it too. I'm a po-thead. Or I would be if I wasn't a straight-edge (watch SLC Punk). Speaking of punks, anyone ever watch Brat Camp. Who's ever seen that episode where they had to make a fire with a stick and bow. Well of course the pyro got it first then they all got it one by one except for the dyslexic one he got it last... maybe because he was doing it backwards.
*LauGHaBLe*
Onto an obscene list then:

NiGGeRS
Nigger- Any black person usually used within the race and given to specific outsiders.
Sand Nigger- Anyone of Middle-Eastern descent.
Grass Nigger- Anyone of Indian (India) descent.
Island Nigger- Any person living on an island.
Trailer Nigger- Any person living in a trailer or trailer park. (I am a trailer nigger).

Do remeber to use these terms around their respective people. And remember to not get OWN3D!

aHiNGeR DiNGeR DeRKHeN :: MeTHoDS oF MaDNeSS

2006-03-05T14:09:00.000-08:00

-I heard that Dungeons and Dragons was coming out with an online game, is that true.
-Heidi Klum making 4 leaf clover jewelry, isn't she German? Guess Swastikas wouldnt' work.
<----|
-Is Eddie Guerrero dead?
-What came first chicken or egg? The very first egg was laid by a very confused cow. The egg hatched an was know as the Mountain Chicken, the first and only of it's kind, it was free to choose any mate it wanted. It chose a velociraptor as one and progressive and incestuous breeding saw the scales become feathers and front legs become wings. The end result is the nuggety goodness we now know as a chicken.

Why does it seem like GGW tries to sell you 40 fucking videos for 8.95. Why is it that they sell them to you at midnight. Like no one will know you ordered them. And if you don't pay GGW in a business day they charge you for all of them. Maybe I suffer from consumer paranoia. If an infomercial is on the air long enough, I'll buy it.
Back to GGW. When watching porn it's like crack or heroin... something like that. You look for more explicit forms. No you cannot tell me that is not true unless you watch porn like once a month. Now when a man and woman kiss and you squirt in your pants, that is pathetic.

Up the ante, next on the pathetic list

2 women

3 women

3 women and a man

Above all doing it!

Next, who likes Dr. Phil? Who hates Dear Abby? Who raised hands with the two previous questions? You like Dr. Phil and hate Dear Abby? You must be sexist because Dr. Phil is Dear Abby as a male. Think about it.

SPeCKLe-DoRFT oR THiNGS You LeaRN aT MCDoNaLDS

2006-03-03T10:13:00.000-08:00

I was reading another blog on BLoGGeR.CoM that had a recipe for Boboli Pizza crust and it got me thinking. One of those rare times at McDonalds when you want hot fries or a fresh patty on your burger, just tell them you don't want salt on it. They put seasoning on the patty when they first come off the clamshell.---------------------------->
This is off topic but I want a bow which is pretty fucking sweet. I don't want to kill animals...(or do I? *evil music*), but I just want to go out an hit some targets. Of course I also want to make fire arrows. The bow I plan on making sooner or later, but with the arrows just put a lighter on the end so when the arrow hits it explodes the lighter. Of course when you make so homemade napalm just put that on the end of it.

ReDNeCK NaPaLM

Heres how.

You need some:

Gasoline
Styrofoam, make sure it is the firm type like the cups, or the stuff they put in boxes to protect stuff (not peanuts!)
A container (like a Kerr jar)

Put gas in container, mix in styrofoam. Mixture will bubble, and marshmellowy stuff falls to bottom. Mix in as much styrofoam as you can as the ratio of styrofoam to is gas is like 150 to 1. To insure purity stab gel with pencil and shake daily. make sure to add more gas to help light. Finally be careful *disclaimer* gas fumes light and may light in your face. I light a piece of paper and throw it on.

HaND-2-HaND/ THe DouBLe BaRReLeD aPPRoaCH

2006-03-01T22:00:00.000-08:00

Since when has there ever been a time when I have not been D-V-Ent.

*3 Seconds elapse*

NEVER.

There has always been an ulterior motive to what I do. Whether watching "movies" or conducting "experiments". I have been a D-V-Ent. Unlike Marilyn Manson , I don't do it because it is illegal (that may be a deciding factor though). I do it because I can and want to. My previous sites have had snippets of the Anarchists Cookbook. I just put the basics down like napalm, fuses, and disk drive destroyers.

So lets just face it. I am a D-V-Ent and so are you. Oh and on a further note I have my Mc Donalds uniform to prove it. Another thing I want to actually try some Ritalin. I don't want to become a rittick, but on occasion, indulge a little. Another good way to get buzzed is taking Mega-T Green Tea pills.

Heres how I did it

Take three on an empty stomach, wait twenty minutes and eat something because if you don't, you will puke them up. Now be careful *disclaimer* I am 280 pounds and am totally desensitized by caffeine. Some effects are hyper-activity, breathlessness/ gasping for breath, hyperrythmmia(quickened heart beats, whatever) and an urge to make an ass out of yourself *hey if it happened to me it could happen to you.

Be D-V-Ent and remember

Chaos is forever.

JuST a LiTTLe BiT

2006-02-27T16:20:00.000-08:00

The most retarded thing I have ever seen wasn't really retarded. Unless of course you count in Retarded Animal Babies. Its at Newgrounds. They are hilarious but as of late they have started to suck. Sorry Dave but they have. Heres a list

Numero Uno. Learn numbers and shit.

Number2.

Number 3.

Number 4. Try 123, 666,999,69.

Number7. X-mas Rip

Number 8.

Number 10. Tron Rip

Number 11. Who wants to be a cock-star.

Number 12. St. Patty and Aliens.

Number 13. 3rd Star Wars Rip.

Number 14

Sorry to say there is a 9 but it is on a DvD along with 1-8 plus extra shit.

NeWeR, RauNCHieR, aND STiLL iMMaTuRe

2006-02-27T14:59:00.000-08:00

aSS CaSSeRoLe
Much like aNaL iCiNG except in the fashion of the semen coming out along with feces and/or part of the rectum from churning it.

CuNTSWaDDLeR
A vaginaholic

CWaT/CuMCWaT
A whiny female who loves to suck dick./ Can also be said "Come CWaT!"

KNuCKLe CHiLDReN
Male masturbation and orgasm. Semen on hands. aDDeNDuM Also mix for KNuCKLe CHiLDReN SaNDWiCH.

TWuNT
A whiny female.